Posted by
Joyanna Adams on Wednesday, May 07, 2008 9:00:00 PM
Nobody Cares: If you are hooked on caffeine to the point that you will pretty much vote for anyone if you don't have that morning five cups of coffee, some really addicted coffee addict has just the thing for you.
A coffee grinder that lets you put in coffee beans, and then hug it. This very caring and lovable coffee grinder then picks up the sound of your heartbeat, and will BEAT the coffee beans in rhythm to your heart...
While you gently caress it.
Howard Stern has ordered fifty thousand, so hurry...the Heart Beans coffee grinder is going fast!
Yeah--- I know. The rich are getting bored...