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Mexico Comes to Flowers!

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Thursday, May 01, 2008 12:00:00 AM
Nobody’s Opinion: It’s come at last…Mexico has come to my neighborhood.
 
 And not just in a small way, either. They just dropped it down like a big pile of mashed potatoes, right in the middle of my green beans. There…mix.
 
You see, here in my little dying suburb town, much like many across America, we’ve had a traditional spring festival that has been going on for forty-four years. Ours is called “The Valley of the Flowers.” Who knows why it started, but probably because someone wanted to sell some tomatoes, and the churches wanted to get everyone out to have some fun---as churches like to do.
 
Everyone around the area usually goes to see old friends, to take their kids on the Ferris wheels, to do the cake walks and the booths, eat barbeque pork steaks, and basically get a little tipsy. It’s your typical American fair; a tradition that has gone on all over the country in all the small towns for years. It’s apple pie, it’s Pollyanna---it means that America survives. It’s tradition.
 
Since the area was mostly white, the fair was attended by mostly white people every year. But as the years have gone by, the blacks from the city moved out into the North of St. Louis, mainly because the city schools all closed down…all sixteen of them. Now the population is mostly black. But the blacks have stayed away from this festival. They still don’t like to mix with the whites, even though they have moved into all the neighborhoods in the area. They outnumber the whites two to one, but still they stay away, which is really strange.
 
These are not poor blacks. Most of the blacks have good jobs with the vast governmental systems set up here. More of them have degrees here than the whites, and more of them make good money due to affirmative action. They have nice houses, and SUV’s, and nice pensions.
 
The white jobs have all been lost. The Ford Plant closed down, and McDonnell Douglas has disappeared. Many of the whites have moved away, but many like me, remain.
 
Anyway, as a rule, the Valley of the Flowers draws about 25,000 people over a three day weekend. But this year they are expecting a whopping 125,000 because someone has decided that the Cinco De Mayo festival that used to be held forty miles away, down in the city for the Spanish people, is now going to merge with our local Valley of the Flowers festival, and instead of the usually high school band concert, we will be listening to three days of bands from Educator, Bolivia, and Guadalajara.
 
I suppose if you have a “gig” at the infamous Valley of the Flowers festival, then you just HAVE to come…even if you have to go 3,000 miles to perform 4 hours, for free!
 
Okay, bear with me. So now, we have a festival that’s mostly attended by the whites, even though now, the whole area is mostly black, and someone has decided to bring in Mexicans from far away to celebrate Cinco de Mayo, at an American festival.
 
Who thought of this idea?
 
There are very few Spanish people living here, because as Los Angeles has proven, the blacks and the Mexicans don’t get along. So what’s a better way to get the Mexicans mixing, than through a big festival right in the middle of someplace they don’t even live?
 
Today, May the 1st, the illegals were marching all over our country on “communist” day. But they kept pretty quiet. By now they have figured out that Bush, Clinton, Obama, and McCain are going to let them all come in after all and take over.
 
And after the next election, you watch. Every other program on TV will be an African American being best friends with a Mexican. Danny Glover will have a whole new career. That’s how they “socially engineer” us.
 
McCain came out today and gave a big talk today, crying, “They are all God’s creatures, let them in!” He said this as I was watching a man marching in Los Angeles carrying a Mexican flag above the America flag.
 
Let’s hope they don’t do that at my little town festival. They still serve beer.
 
Anyway, this year I think I’ll just stay home, plant my flowers, and sing Gloria Estefan songs, I'm not ready to experience the loss of my American hometown festival, nevertheless...
 
I’m getting ready---are you?
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President Bush's Unfair Advantage

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Wednesday, April 30, 2008 1:15:05 AM
Nobody’s Opinion: In an early morning press conference to discuss our country’s economical state, President Bush kept repeating his same old tired message; (evidently imprinted on the back of his eyelids) that the U.S. must not become protectionists, we must not become isolationists, we must have free trade or else.
 
Spoken like a true Harvard man. Remember, President Bush has an MBA degree from the HBS (Harvard Business School) which positions itself as the leading trainer of the world’s leaders.
 
Every time Bush comes out and says that America will benefit with free trade, I just have to laugh…just exactly what Americans is he talking about? Half our population works for the government. Our schoolteachers, firefighters, policemen, and all those others that work for hundreds of huge monolithic government departments and many whose sole job is to not find solutions to anything, because they would put themselves out of a job if they did…have nothing to trade.
 
Then there are the few small business owners that compete with the huge franchises…the Home Depots, Wal-Marts, grocery conglomerates, etc. The postage alone would bankrupt them.
 
And just how many “service” workers are going to do business with Columbia? Is Starbucks going to send down some coffee beans?
 
President Bush’s Harvard degree actually gives him has an unfair advantage over most American people, because Harvard has been training its leaders to memorize a most important concept called “The Power of Unfair Advantage.”
 
In the introduction of the book “The Power of Unfair Advantage” by John L. Nesheim, Arnold Schwarzenegger says: “You have to create a need for yourself, build yourself up. While their empire goes on, slowly, without realizing it, build your own little fortress. And all of the sudden it’s too late for them to do anything about it.”

Got ya!
 
President Bush is basing our foreign policy on this simple business concept. Next time you see a CEO or a politician talk about free trade, watch their eyes…they just light up like a hot night in Vegas. They sweat on just the thought of China’s 1.3 billion potential consumers--- with a growing middle class who are now going to buy from General Electric, Ford Motors, and Hanna Montana. Sweet visions of their stock options portfolio is almost more than a Ralph Lauren suit can bear.
 
Of course, to get at this market, our politicians had to sell out American workers, but it’s a sacrifice they were willing to take, and take---and take again.
 
The vast new endless global markets in their eyes, give them that “unfair advantage” of setting up “fortresses” of manufacturing companies and then, accordingly, all these communistic countries will become democratic countries, and we’ll be safe from attack. At least that’s the plan.
 
So—is it working in China?
 
Without a shot being fired, we now depend on China for everything. Instead of China becoming more democratic, America is becoming more…communistic. Who has the unfair advantage now?
 
And while these multinational companies are making trillions in other countries, America goes broke. Not one of them seems to care at all.
 
But when the business concept of ‘unfair advantage’ is applied by a government onto its own people, it's not fair at all...it's called totalitarianism.
 
No matter how many bloggers, writers, protesters, and television media talk show hosts complain, it will never make much difference, because our government has patiently set up their vast “fortresses” to the unfair advantage that they now hold. Most of us answer to one electric company, one water company, one energy policy, one commerce department, one school system, and a media controlled by just a handful of the very powerful.
 
 And when a government has set up a firewall of unbreakable unfair advantages, you can have all the free speech you want…it means abso-bloody-lutely nothin’.
 
At least that’s this nobody’s opinion.
 
The book also says; “Wise leaders know that in order to continue to win, the leaders must attack themselves, one of the principles of the defender strategy.”
 
Heck, why don’t they just make Reverend Wright President and save the world faster then? It seems this lesson has become everyone’s favorite.
 
No, the power of unfair advantage is not just the profile of a Dolly Parton, or the updated policies of eminent domain, or the unfairness of affirmative action…it’s a handful of Harvard business school graduates thinking they are creating a New World Order with their clever business practices, and maybe they are…but to whose advantage?
 
 
 
 
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Welcome to the Green Twilight Zone!

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Tuesday, April 29, 2008 1:18:16 AM

Nobody's Opinion: I finally figured it out. The recent writer's strike wasn't actually a strike after all...somewhere there was a big meeting where all the writers, politicians, the United Nations, Newt, Nancy, Gore, and the Reverend Wright.. all got together to discuss how to write in global warming and energy concerns into all their movie and television scripts.

As if the world depended on the message, they now have to put into all our favorite weekly sitcoms global warming, and "giving."

I admit, when I heard that my old favorite show, 24 was going to put a woman in the script as President, I said.."Well, that's it! Just see if they get ME to watch it...NO WAY!" And then, Mr. Sutherland's boy went to jail...and then we found out that they are not going to play the popular series until right before Hillary's running against McCain, sometime in late summer...to influence us at the voting booth.

And Hillary and Bill sitting in the Soprano's last show diner was just a fluke...right.

Being as I'm the only one on the blogs that seems to be onto this whole thing, I've nothing to lose here. We are being massively "socially engineered" and no one seems to be upset besides me and Ben Stein.

For example: In one of my favorite shows "Bones" tonight...the main character (who plays an anthropologist) said that she made so much money, she was going to put it in a tax shelter in the Cayman islands. But at the end of the show, she saves a dying hick town, by using her hard earned money to build a bridge to the town. (a bridge that had closed due to dwindling tax payers) The Senator she called, never called back.

Of course, they could have left that whole scenario out, but the writers wanted us to "relate." The message: some of you rich folks go in and give these poor middle class people money, because the government is still working on New Orleans!

Don't hold your breathe.

Then my other favorite program "Medium," started out with a classroom talk about energy. How windmills, and electric, and all this wonderful stuff runs our very lives. It was written as a third grade level science class lesson and had nothing to do with the show whatsoever. It was blatantly aimed at children.

The main character, a psychic named Alice, continue to talk about how all our oil comes from dead animals, which now is being pretty much debated as total nonsense. (Lots of dead dinosaurs walking around in those Oceans long ago.) But, like The Big Bang Theory, it will go on being taught as truth when in fact, many scientists now think oil is literally everywhere.

Then Alice's husband, (played by the wonderful actor, Jake Weber) Joe, has started his own company (since he lost his other job as an engineer) with a very pretty woman venture capitalist and then he invents some sort of energy saving devise. Right away, he hands over his control to this woman, (which is exactly what the big boys want anyone with some idea to do) and waits on his "patents."

Sometime during the hour long program...Patricia Arquette, (who plays Alice) when she is sitting in her car, makes a statement a vehicle is basically a moving gas bomb. Then she has a dream that it blows up, with her kids in it.

This has NOTHING to do with the plot.

Can you imagine what this is doing to young kids that are watching this program little minds? The subliminal message is: cars blow up, they're bad, they are moving bombs.

I've got to hand it to them. They somehow still manage to stick a story into the plots, and all the environmental green garbage that they can spit out, gets stuck in the cracks and crannies.

I guess the government is now paying for each and every single environmental plot and sentence muttered by main characters on TV... much like the corporate showings of Coke.

Wouldn't that be a trip if we found out that we the taxpayers are actually paying to have ourselves brainwashed?

And since there are so few really good programs on anymore, what are you going to do? Watch reruns of American Idol?

And as I was driving on the highway today, and noticing the nifty new huge solar powered speed limit signs put up everywhere...I got to thinking that the old ones were just fine. Each new solar powered sign must have cost at least ten-thousand dollars, as compared to maybe one hundred dollars for the old ones.

Add this to the fact that when the rich pay their "carbon dollars" to some country, what happens more often than not is poor people have to give up their homes so that they can plant eucalyptus forests, to make the rich feel better.

So, in the end, to try to remain sane, my husband and I turned on Tombstone. We stared arguing over, like a good wife and husband will do...when Val Kilmer walks up to Ringo the cowboy to kill him towards the end of the movie...I think he says:"I'm your Huckleberry."

And my husband says he says, "I'm here Huckleberry."

Neither one of us will concede he is wrong. We rewound the moment over ten times. I even made him close his eyes and listen. I told him "HEY..I'm a musician, I have sensitive ears!" To which he answered.."There's no music here."

I hate it when he makes such logical remarks.

But I'm right. And I'm right about all this mass brain-washing too..Goebbels would be proud.

So, I could be insane. Yes, most definitely. I agree. Popcorn please. Keep the green light on for me...I might not come out. Or..maybe I'm really living in the twilight zone.

Care to join me? In my twilight zone, there are many colors!

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Nobody Reports On a Monday: Movies and Queens

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Monday, April 28, 2008 12:47:35 AM
Nobody’s Opinion: I’m completely bored with Obama and Hillary. I wish they’d go take a cruise ship to Fiji, throw chicken wings at each other across the dinner table, and leave us all alone for awhile. So I’m talking about something else on this Monday…movies.
 
Have you ever noticed that when you have a favorite movie it ages with you? You can see it at different times in you life, and you see things you never saw before?
 
For instance: The first time I saw, Gone With the Wind, boy---did I hate Scarlett O’Hara! She was cruel, narcissistic, and manipulative---while Melanie her opposite, was kind, sweet, and had the disposition of a saint! I wanted to be just like Melanie. I was so glad when Rhett finally left Scarlett at the end of the movie, I was shouting, “Serves you right you ninny!”
 
Then I grew up.
 
And the older I got, the better Scarlett got to looking, and the more worthless Melanie seemed to be in the scheme of things. As I got older and life got tougher, it was Scarlett, not Melanie that I wanted to have more of in me. It became clear that without the toughness of Scarlett, her whole family would not have survived.
 
Last night, being bored like I said with politics, I watched “The Queen” with Helen Mirren for the second time. (She won an Oscar, and well deserved) I noticed a few new things…things that made me think: Was history being reported here or changed?
 
The film is mostly the subject of Princess Diana’s Death, and the scripted reactions of Tony Blair, The Queen, and Prince Charles to her car crash. While the film did a wonderful job portraying the Royal Family as a royal bunch of pain in the “arses,” it also very much reflected the feelings of everyone on the planet at that time. Since the Queen would not come out and pay any respects to the Princess, people thought she was beyond human.
 
The question of a continuation of the monarchy was posed in the film, and what I noticed the second time around was that very subtly, the institution of monarchy was reinforced as a noble tradition. The way they did this in the script was truly a work of “art” in itself.
 
In the film, Prince Charles comes off as a whimpering mummy’s boy, a very kind and loving soul. The real fact is that Prince Charles has always come off just as much a snob as his mother...but not in this film. In this film he is a great guy.
 
I really don’t think any person in history was mourned as much as Princess Diana, and the reason everyone in the world was in such grief was because in the back of our minds, many thought they had just killed her. Well, why not? Diana had delivered heirs, and Charles the consummate snob could go and marry his true love, which he did. Diana even said they were going to kill her.
 
It’s Tony Blair in the film that goes on this sympathy trip in for how the Queen has worked so hard for so many years and how greatly she had done her job. All that tea drinking...really. Tony Blair saves the monarchy. Paintings on the castle walls, rejoice!
 
Well, The Queen is no Gone With the Wind, but it did remind me that we have two Queens now running in our own country for President. Obama’s wife certainly acts like a Queen, and Hillary, well, there’s no question she would be a Queen for life if she could. I just wish we could go back to being a Republic…(sigh) Only in the movies.

Nobody Perfect: Last week, every one was mad at Jimmy Carter because he was kissing up to all kinds of Hamas leaders. Somebody needs to put some ecstasy in this guys’ coffee. I’m all against drugs…but in his case we should make an exception. I think it’s time, Jimmy got high on something else besides himself.

Nobody Knows; California is on fire….AGAIN! How many times does this make? It started with Bill Clinton was leaving office and hasn’t stopped. So---who is starting these fires, and what’s the real purpose? Is it al-Qaida? Is it illegal Mexicans firefighters trying to get work? Does Ted Turner need more land?

Nobody Cares; If you got to see Craig Fergusion host the National White House Correspondence Dinner…you’d know why I think comedians would make better politicians. Dave Barry runs every year, and every year no one votes for him…What’s wrong with us?
Nobody Wins; Jesse Jackson is closing down New York City with racial riots…AGAIN. If I were Mayor Bloomberg I’d charge every single demonstrator a fine for walking in the city. Hey---he has a fee for everything else?

Nobody's Fool: It seems Cindy McCain’s father’s fortune financed John McCain’s run for the Presidency. Ross Perot, who was good friends with McCain and his first wife, never forgave John McCain for dumping her when he got back from Vietnam. Evidently, John McCain became Scarlett O’Hara, somewhere in the jungles of Saigon.
 
And don’t even compare Hillary to Scarlett…Hillary is more like Attila the Hun-- with botox.
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One Global Airline---Coming to Serve YOU!

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Saturday, April 26, 2008 1:22:37 AM

Nobody Flashes Anymore: Ever since 9/11, the airline industry has really taken a dive. (Sorry, couldn't help myself) All our great American airlines have lost so much money, that if you even dare ASK for a bag of peanuts, you will quickly be thrown of the plane.

Yes, after 9/11, thousands of stewardesses lost their jobs. Some who had been flying since WWII, suddenly found themselves having to do normal things---like getting the oil changes on their cars, taking the kids to school, sadly sitting at home and watching their ovens clean...hoping someday, to be called back to the glamorous job of trying to get the couple in the back row to hide under a bigger blanket, and not moan. Times got so bad that the airlines had to cut out serving meals, pillows, playing cards, and that nice bed in the back where the co-pilot used to go with...

Wait, that's a movie.

But nothing had damaged the airline industry more than the rising cost of gas. So...in order to survive, Northwest Airlines merged with Delta. That turned out to be such a success that Continental, U.S. Airways, and American are talking about merging.

This talk came on the same weekend that British Prime Minister Gordon Brown gave his talk at Harvard, where he said that the United States must accept "new global rules" "new global institutions" and "global networks" and "new global airlines."

Wait---he didn't say "new global airlines" but that seems to be the end goal here...one airline to serve all the "globe" run by one "global government."

So, what are they going to do with all those planes that just can't pass the "new" global plane emissions test?

As we see from the picture, one can only guess.

"Houston...Houston...Anybody?"

 

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Who's Hoarding the Rice?

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Friday, April 25, 2008 12:00:00 AM
Nobody’s Opinion; The sub-topic today, besides Hillary and Obama whining about each other, was: Food. The alarm in the air is that Cosco and Wal-Mart are running out of that great American staple—rice. The reporter was so upset, and so bewildered reporting this news that he wore a yellow plaid tie on top of a light blue shirt, with a dark pin-strip suit. It was a horrible scene to watch.
 
I don’t think they are feeding those poor reporters.
 
The camera paned to the empty stalls in Cosco where there were only a few bags of rice remaining. It was a lonely scene right out of The Grapes of Wrath.
 
 Oh boy, this could be bad.
 
 But here in middle America, where Wal-Mart’s have come in with humongous bulldozers and basically decimated every shop and family business in its way and plunked down amid sometimes hundreds of screams---like Darth Vader deciding to make a space port--you don’t see too many housewives working up a big sweat about it, because the only people that are going to maybe be affected by this are Mexican and Chinese Restaurants.
 
We still have hamburgers---as in McDonalds, Burger King, Wendy’s, White Castle, and Jack in the Box, which as everyone knows, we live off of. We’ll survive, right? We might all die of Mad Cow disease, but we will not die hungry.
 
I don’t get it. They report food shortages here, but in the next sentence they say that American Restaurants all over the country are really suffering for customers due to the economy. So, how could they be running out of rice when nobody is going out to eat? Are people buying rice bags to line their fall-out shelters?
 
 Come to think of it, last night at Taco Bell they told me they had ran out of onions…my Super Burrito would not have onions on it. I thought it would be uneatable, but for the life of me, I swear…there was no difference, which made me wonder---just how many onions were they putting in them before? Three little slivers the size of a baby’s fingernails? (Sorry, it’s a mother thing.)
 
And don’t you just hate it when you see one of those sub-way sandwiches advertized, and you order one, like say, a Chicken Teriyaki Sandwich, which you expect to have chicken on it, then, when you get your table, sit down, all hungry, and there is a big wad of bread, before you, with about five pounds of lettuce inside and all kind of strange looking little red things (that look like bloody bugger bugs) in it, but only three pieces of chicken? Where’s the chicken? Who knows where the chicken went?
 
No wonder that guy lost weight.
 
Yes, our food costs are soaring and you know what they say is the cause? Well, besides ethanol.

China. China is at fault. Yep. China’s millions have come into the middle classes thanks to our big American companies setting up their factories and giving them jobs. And instead of having to eat bugs, and leftover dog, they now can get first class rice dishes, no doubt with lots of onions.
 
So in order to make all those Chinese people fat and happy, which is what we need to do if we want them to have the energy to work day after day in American sweatshops so we can have cheap stuff to stick in our houses, we grow food and ship it over to them.

They in return send us tainted dog food---thanks.
 
No one ever mentions that China is a pretty big country and has been growing rice for centuries. Now, I guess they don’t want to share their rice with us anymore. They’re too busy eating steak, and driving their new America Ford cars to their wonderful middle class restaurants to bother to grow rice for little ol’ America. Either that or they too are buying rice bags for their fall-out shelters.
 
And now the United States is not sending over free food to feed the rest of the world, because our Congress said we have to put our food into our gas tanks.
 
Okay, I don’t get it again. Since when do we send off our food supplies to feed other countries before we feed ourselves? Was this on the news and I somehow missed it?
 
And why do WE always have to feed the world? Why doesn’t China and India step in and feed them? Why don’t they all feed themselves?
 
Because then, American companies would not get the profits. There’s a whole book written about this very subject, how the World Bank set this global free “food” network up in order to make millions of people in third world countries depended on free food from America…keeping them poor and starving, and big American companies very rich…
 
But I can’t remember the name of it, because now, I’m hungry. I plan on hoarding all my rice from now on, so when the day finally comes when there is no more rice… I can call up my Chinese friend and offer him some fortune cookies.
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Moe, Moooney, and Curly Cain

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Wednesday, April 23, 2008 11:11:47 PM

Nobody Flashes: By now, we have all pretty much figured out that the two-year-long Presidential contest between three stooges, who by any other names are pretty much the same candidate in disguise, is being put on and staged for us all to sit back and enjoy while the networks get huge ratings promoting the endless..."Who will win in Paducah, Kentucky? Who's will win in Toledo, Ohio? Who will say what to whom and cause a race riot?

Who actually bowls better?

And most importantly---What will Bill Clinton say when he finds out that the new Air Force One is being built by Al Gore's instructions, and will run on solar panels?

Can we even print it?

Who would have ever dreamed that they would live to see the day in American history when one of the candidates running for President would be named after a sworn hated enemy, and that man would not even, in honor of the country he wants to serve and the men who have given their lives in Iraq...offer to change it to prove to the American citizens just how disgusting he thinks his namesake is? Nope. Not Barack. Don't even call him Barry. It's Barack. It's Obama, It's insane Hussein.

Just think back in World War II, if a candidate running for President back then just happened to have the name of Adolf Hitler? And THEN expected everyone to vote for him, because...well, his mother admired the man...deal with it.

I shiver to even think about what that generation would have said.

I suggest we just call him Moe from now on.

And who would have thought that in this day and age, a woman who's husband helped sell all our nuclear secrets to China, (Yes, you can do anything in the wonderful Commerce Department.) --Who would have thought that his wife would be even allowed to run to take his place, and THEN...only to be backed by her sworn enemies---Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter---two stout patriots who continue to help her win by getting all their fans to go out and vote for her?

Let's not call her Larry...that's an insult to his memory. Let's just call her...Moooney.

(Or Mommy Dearest)

And then, last but certainly the least, as is intended---Who would have thought that a man who by all other accounts is a true Democrat, but saying he is a Republican--- someone it seems obvious has been groomed long ago to run as the fall guy in this election...just so we could have our first woman President---Who would have thought that the only options Republicans will have when voting is for a man who is so old, he might not even make it to the elections...or to not vote at all?

We will never know if we are seeing the actual John McCain or just old clips being made at this very moment for future use in some secret underground bunker.

A man so liberal, that if Ted Kennedy asked him to take a drive across a bridge at night, in the dark...while having a drink...he would probably get in the car.

Let's just call him Curly Cain.

Moe, Mooooney, and Curly Cain.

Bannna Bana, Bo, Burlie, Fi, Fie, Fo Murlie...Curly.

Yeah, that about sums it up.

Whoever wins this contest of insanity in American History--- it sure ain't gonna be us.

Pass the clicker.

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Aliza's Conversation With Her Fetus

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Wednesday, April 23, 2008 1:22:43 AM
Nobody’s Opinion: If you are an art student who has trouble drawing a picture---have no fear. In this day and age of shock your way into the noble profession of artistic expression---you can: plaster a picture of the Virgin Mary with manure: hang a mock cross of Jesus upside down in a subway: or create a pictorial reproduction of Davinci’s Last Supper with the cast of TV actors as Apostles, replacing Jesus with a sexy woman in a red dress to promote your new sitcom series.
 
Do this, and people will come running to your exhibition. There is no limit to expressing oneself it seems… all in the name of “art.”
Recently an art student from Yale University, Aliza Shavarts, got her Andy Warhol’s fifteen minutes of fame by saying that she kept impregnating herself and then aborting her fetuses in order to “further the conversation between art and the human body.” It was her special “art” project; complete with her many fetuses’ blood, which has inspired many other budding artists to make fetus “blood” jewelry. (shown here)
 
Well…what do you expect in the age of Madonna?
 
Yale university spokespersons, while proud of a “woman’s right to choose,” denied that she did such a ridiculous thing…Aliza begs to differ.
 
Wait--they didn’t say it was ridiculous. They didn’t condemn it either. They just said she made it all up. It’s their word against hers.
 
Aliza looked very happy in her recent pictures, and why shouldn’t she be? The Huffington Post has probably given her enough attention that she will be assured tenure at Yale for the rest of her life should she decide to become an art teacher and carry on the noble tradition of the liberal agenda, which is: that there are just too many people in the world, and women should have the right to raise children alone with the loving help of the state, or abort them.
 
The liberal agenda continues to do just fine. Now there are more single families in the United States then traditional families, and most of them are poor.
 
It was the liberals, in the 1960’s, who turned the sad fiasco of single woman struggling to raise one child without a dad (and in the case of welfare--- many) into a glorious, magnificent “right”---lovingly granted by the Supreme Court. And while women were being “sexually” liberated and told of the glorious rewards waiting for them in the work force, David Rockefeller was gleefully patting himself on the back for that great idea “they” had for cheap labor.
 
Getting women back in the work force, meant getting women out of the house, and that meant Planned Parenthood was set up in every city for that unplanned moment of sexually liberated passion. Pass the “No-fault” divorce laws on top of it, and buckets of tears were shed by women who sometimes made terrible and heart-scarring decisions of ending a precious life, that in any other circumstances they would have wanted, when they found out that the sexually liberated man they were in love with did not want marriage or children.
 
 The subject of abortion is the red headed step-child nobody wants to talk about. Woe Vs Wade said that a life didn’t begin until it was born…while the scientific fact, not talked about in any newspaper for decades, is that life begins at conception. Two miracle cells come together, multiply, and viola! God is looking at you kid!
 
But, the liberals told everyone it was the woman’s body and her right to do whatever she wanted with it, including aborting the child. They gave the man no legal say, even though he was half responsible---another gross injustice. Because of this, millions of babies who would have otherwise been born here in the United States were aborted, leaving the baby boomers latching emotionally now onto their dogs, instead of beloved grandchildren.
 
Veterinarians are buying homes in Cancun.
 
Politicians, who now demand the merging of Mexico with the United States, now argue it’s necessary because the baby boomers did not supply the necessary children to support themselves in their old age.
 
And while the liberals scream at the murders of the people of Tibet, they hypocritically say absolutely nothing of the millions of unborn baby girls in China. The Chinese military now outnumbers any on earth, and it’s a human-time bomb ticking with an excess of testosterone. What are we going to do if China attacks?
 
Fight them with Mexican gardeners?
 
And why Hillary Clinton does not mention her years of hard work with the United Nations, making sure abortions are giving freely to the entire world, courtesy of the United States, is beyond me. Bill and Melinda Gates and most of the elites also are on this crusade…it’s their way of saving the planet. Kill the unborn, before they take up too much room. After all, they’ll only starve if they are born.
 
No, the real artists here are the politicians who keep spinning their own continuous resurrections. Stalin would be proud.
 
So, if Aliza can kill all those fetuses, as calmly as Jeffery Dalmer having lunch at the mall, with no remorse…there is no reason why another art student couldn’t use Aliza for their art project…kill her with “herbs” and put her body on display for “discussion.”
 
I suggest the Yale faculty lunch room ceiling…they could call it Aliza’s Sistine Chapel of great art, where the human body meets the liberal gulag mind.
 
Somebody pass me the Alka-Seltzer.
 
(By the way, these last three paragraphs are a “fictional” artistic comment, not meant to be taken literally.)
 
"Thou shalt not Kill" was one of the ten commandments. Next time you see a “liberal” politician in church…you might want to think about that.
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Five Years---Iraq & The Seminoles Indian Wars

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Tuesday, April 22, 2008 12:33:56 AM
Nobody Flashes Anymore:
 
Consider this Quote--"Sixteen millions of Anglo-Saxons unable to subdue, in five years, by force and by fraud, by secret treachery and by open war, sixteen hundred savage warriors!"
 
This was a quote by John Quincy Adams, around 1838, in a series of speeches he gave in the House. JQA was not only the only soul fighting slavery in the House, but was appalled on how the slave owning Southerners were treating the Indians.
 
Basically, they wanted their lands because they were depleting their own "cotton" farms, and wanted the southern lands....the Seminoles put up a great fight.
 
And John Quincy fought every day for the horror to stop...of course he was in the minority.
 
Adams believed this war, with Jackson in the White House, "was being managed with "imbecility." JQA opposed a host of bills to escalate the war by sending additional regular troops and expanding the militia.
 
Funny isn't it? John Quincy thought it ridiculous that after five years they could not defeat the Indians. And then...Jackson wanted MORE money...sound familiar?
 
I got this out of Mr. Adams's Last Crusade, by Joseph Wheelan, an excellent book, about a time fighter. If you've been watching the John Adams Series on HBO...this book is a good place to go on...with John's son.
 
Oh, yeah---the Seminoles finally lost, but they were surrounded by water, and there was only so many of them.
 
The middle East, on the other hand, has enough men to fight, as McCain would say, another hundred years....
 
I wonder what John Quincy would say today? I wonder....
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Nobody Reports on a Monday: Let's All Just Leave...

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Monday, April 21, 2008 1:11:29 AM
Nobody’s Opinion: I thought I could make it through the weekend without going crazy---I was wrong.
 
When Fox News late Sunday afternoon was showing a big picture of a jet plane called “Sheppard One” (that’s the name for the Pope’s jet plane, that was kept onscreen for way too long) as it was getting ready to leave the United States, it was time to call the United States, and every one in it completely out of their minds.
 
Yes, we’ve lost it. We’re branding the Pope…whose stole the theme of “Hope” from Obama, with the help of Beethoven, Yankee Stadium, and as many bishops as existed in on the end of a pin, to help him out. The obsequious gawking of the Pope was so overbearing that each reporter could not say enough wonderful things. I don’t care; even Jesus would have certainly puked. The whole thing was beyond crash. Nevertheless, many a religious person, even those I thought had actually read our Constitution, did not dare speak a word against this insidious use of the Pope to further political agendas. They let their good senses go out the door, and kept silent.
 
We had non-stop coverage on all major channels of the Pope, riding around in his little white bullet-proof cab. Come-on…one God is enough. The Pope insults the United States, then gives a speech at the UN and tells us all we should go back to the wonderful original goals set by those globalists---Wilson and FDR, which as the great Henry Lamb reminds us, is a one world government under the UN. He says this because soon a new Constitution for the North American Union will be signed by Canada, Mexico, and George W. Bush, in New Orleans. Yes, George W. Bush will once again continue to sell America off to history.
 
Many of us were thinking…is this his way of telling us WWIII is coming soon?
 
Is there a better way to get rid of all us nasty gas-guzzlers?
 
Naturally the timing was prefect for Hillary, who has to beat Obama in Pennsylvania and she’ll take anything she can get. If you are Catholic be assured that Mexico is coming to your church soon, and if you don’t believe it, just listen to New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg who reasons, along with the Pope, that we must welcome all the people of Mexico with open arms…or else their will be no social security checks coming to you baby-boomers.
 
I love the way politicians make subtle threats…don’t you?
 
Okay, it’s a full moon. Somewhere the Pope is looking at the same moon as I am tonight, flying back to the Vatican on Good Sheppard One. I can only hope he really is good friends with Jesus, because as this nobody witnessed, the Good Sheppard hath much pride. The fall is waiting.

Nobody’s Perfect: Americans are tired of our government consistently screwing us. We lost 50,000 young men to Vietnam, because our elite commies in the media and universities said we lost the Tet offensive, when we didn’t. But the real question is, why we were there in the first place? Communism was going to jump from South Vietnam into California? Hey, they were already here! We now are losing boys in Iraq, and the question is…maybe we should be there, but why didn’t they do it right in the first place? And now that we are there, if a Democrat gets us out, all those boys, just like in Vietnam, lost their lives for nothing. What’s the point here?
 
Americans lose lives, and now wars...but now there are 460 billionaires in the United States.

Nobody Knows; Why President Bush does not condemn Jimmy Carter for talking to Hamas---nor will they ever.
 
 Nobody Cares; Bush ran as a conservative Republican, he is not. He is a socialist globalist. Arnold Schwarzenegger ran as a conservative Republican: he is not. He is a socialist globalist. Hillary and Obama are at this very moment, running as conservative Republicans Socialists: they are not: they are communists. McCain says he is a conservative Republican, he is not. He could just be gay. I have no idea anymore. They all lie like politicians. One thing for sure: They say they are all “public servants.” The problem is, the only public they are serving are the rich.

Nobody Wins; Has anyone else noticed that the world “Mormon” is never uttered in any report concerning that compound in Texas where they took 415 kids? Has anyone asked why over 1500 polygamist Mormon (oops, sorry) compounds have been allowed to exist in this country, when polygamy is against the law?
 
Does this mean laws mean nothing in American? If you say--- well yes they do, you could be right. Look up at that camera when you go through your next red light, and smile.
 
If they don’t care if the Mormons practice polygamy here, they certainly won’t care if the Muslims do. Guess that means I can have another husband.

Nobody’s Fool; The History channel is getting us primed to bring back the lovely habit of that misunderstood drug called marijuana. Yes, the government has attacked this drug that has harmed no one (while banning cigarettes at every chance) and it’s been atrocious what the government has done to millions who just want to get stoned and eat brownies on the couch while watching the Stooges.
 
This weekend, 10,000 college students in Colorado were allowed to light up and throw Frisbees on a university campus, while the police watched. That’s just about all you can manage when you’re stoned…throwing a Frisbee. Do not ride a bike.
 
George Soros, who is backing Obama, wants marijuana smoking legalized, for the obvious reason that a stoned citizen is a clueless moron.
 
Now the History Channel can add to its “Globalize Yourself,” slogan…” Light Up a Reefer!”
 
Frankly, I’m disgusted with my whole generation. Those of us with any sense left should just leave.
 
Where’s my Pope mobile?
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Nobody Has Dinner With the Pope

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Friday, April 18, 2008 12:53:39 AM
Nobody’s Opinion: Last night I had dinner with the Pope… Yes I did!
 
For the first time in America, a Pope (Pope Benedict XVI) gave mass on all the cable stations, right exactly at dinner time here in Middle America. I’m not sure if all the different time zones saw this event at exactly 5:30 pm, but most likely they did.
 
Someone obviously wanted all of America and all radical Islam also to see it.
 
That’s my opinion.
 
The news of the day wasn’t as important it seems. FOX News, CNN, MSNBC, and the local channels all had the Pope on during primetime evening news.
 
And it was more than a news event, it was a regular ceremony! Dining with the Pope! I was waiting for my holy wafer to come flying out of my TV set, while I ate my meatloaf.
 
Okay, you can tell I’m not Catholic. I have nothing against Catholics. But please---if they are going to start giving religious services at dinnertime on all our main TV cable channel networks, then let’s give equal time to the Episcopalians, Methodists, Mormons, Baptists, Jews, and Quakers. Let’s forget the news and have “Dining with the Pastors” on. I’m sure we can all agree that the news is pretty depressing. Maybe a Mass at dinnertime would inspire the nation to finally throw away their Prozac.
 
On the other hand, some would say the Hillary and Obama contest is getting very boring; the Pope was a nice diversion…sort of like elevator music. An hour of some religion was a nice reprieve…some might say.
 
But last night wasn’t enough. Today, they showed his fund raising talents on national TV. To think…46,000 people came to see Pope Benedict XVI at the new National Baseball Stadium, and they all had to pay to get in. He even had a ceremony where you could come up and bring him “gifts” while he blessed you. Gifts of envelops, filled no doubt with big fact checks and hundred dollar bills.
 
What would Jesus say? Heck, what would Martin Luther say? (Sorry, have said.)
 
Speaking of “sayings,” the Pope had the nerve to say that America has short-chained the blacks and the Native Americans---they have no hope.
 
Well, Mr. Benedict Pope, the Bishops have short-chained thousands of young boys that were sexually abused by the Catholic bishops, and that wasn’t so very long ago.
 
Oh…well…that’s America’s fault according to Pope Benedict. It’s our fault that his bishops are “over sexualized.”
 
Meanwhile, even though the bishops went unpunished, the church was forced to hand over $2 billion dollars in court fees for those abusive crimes performed by overly sexual bishops. Therefore, there was a much needed trip to America to raise some money, and baseball stadiums will do just fine.
 
Frankly, I don’t know why he doesn’t just make the tour. We have a lot of ball stadiums here. Think of the money he could raise for all those lost dollars in lawsuits due to putting oversexed bishops into his many churches?
 
Not too long ago, I remembered watching Bill Clinton and George W. Bush at the funeral of the last Pope. They were standing together in the crowd looking as if they were having the best of times…almost like two frat buddies getting ready to do a Skull and Bones raid. Who knows--- maybe they took the old guys skull back to the castle at Yale? Well...it's possible...they do have a grand collection of famous skulls there according to the History channel.
 
But I really liked the last Pope…John Paul. I remember Bill Clinton following him around when he was here in St. Louis, down at our convention center…like a puppy dog, looking for a treat. You could tell the Pope didn’t much care for him. At least the guy was not at the beck and call of just anybody.
 
No doubt this Pope has some strong points. He looks like a really nice guy. But really--- do we need to have to sit through his mass on our local evening news spot? There are religious stations that could have put him on…which makes you wonder…
 
How many people while turning on their sets after a hard day at work, watching for their nightly news fix at their dinner table---how many Americans would have said, “Hey honey, the Pope is on the religious channel, let’s watch…oh pass the potatoes.”
 
Yeah---not as many.
 
So, just how independent are the major media channels?
 
Pass the holy water, dose yourself good, and may I suggest, if you are religous...say a prayer for the Pope.
 
I can't wait for our next dinner date.   
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Nuns Playing "Sin City"

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Wednesday, April 16, 2008 11:49:01 PM
Nobody Flashes Anymore! Today, while the Pope was celebrating his birthday at the White House with President Bush...the nuns were told that they could take the day off, and have some fun...
Here we see sister Maria rearranging the furniture and statures at the Vatican, with a new software program...called "Sin City for Nuns." After which she played "Pin the Tail on the Devil" for an hour... After which she placed a few bets on "The Kentucky Derby."
Betting is allowed on Pope's birthdays, as long as you give all your winnings to the church.
 
Actually, the reason I love this picture is the fact that this nun does the same thing that every person in my family has done since we were kids....bite our tongues when we're concentrating... I, of course (cough, cough) gave up the habit at ten...but my brother STILL does it, especially when he is playing DOOM. My brother is 57 years old.
 
So, send a prayer for my poor brother...and for the Pope, and our soldiers in Iraq, and Bruce Springsteen, (who came out for Obama in Philadelphia tonight, so he needs it) and all the nuns everywhere. Without all the nuns in the world praying daily for us all, Las Vegas odds say that things would probably be much worse.
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Historicalia Automeglomania; Vaccination Required

Posted by Joyanna Adams on Wednesday, April 16, 2008 12:35:49 AM
Nobody’s Opinion: As President George W. Bush is riding into the sunset of his last days in office; it’s obvious he is struggling with the same disease of that of his predecessors. I like to call it...Historicalia Automegalomania.
 
Let’s consult our political medical dictionary:

Historicalia Automegalomania- (n.) Disease which is found to be particular to world leaders, and many former Presidents of the United States. It usually grows worse after the victim leaves office. Symptoms include an inability to let go of power, and an obsessive compulsiveness to try to continue to control the earth, with hopes of leaving his name as the greatest among historical leaders for future “historians” to honor, which leads to eventual insanity.
 
No doubt, all they want is to have monuments built for them in the 24the century. It’s all about an addiction to legacy…or “Stone.”
 
There is no known cure.
 
It’s not exactly a new disease. Pharaohs suffered from the desire for their images to be left in stone. Yes, the recent outbreak of Historicalia Automegalomania is so bad, that Jimmy Carter, George Bush Senior, Bill and Hillary Clinton, and George W. Bush all have suffered with it. It’s a regular epidemic. The outlook for the next President is not good. Even Vice President Gore has contacted it.
 
Let’s look at these individuals and their symptoms.
 
Jimmy Carter first caught the fever while in office, but got very sick after he left. He started building houses, as many as he could. He ran around the world begging to overlook elections. His excuse was he wanted to rubber stamp them as "fair." Jimmy Carter thinks he is a great healer. Wherever there is a dictator, there you will find Jimmy Carter trying to “talk” to them so that he can write a book about his “talk.” The man is very sick, and does untold damage to his former country, but he just can’t help himself. The compulsion to save the world is too great.
 
George Bush Senior has a more mild case. Since he left office, he basically tries to rule the world by advising his son the President---but his son suffers the same disease so it’s like two sick guys coughing at the same time. George Bush Senior plans to get “stone,” by putting all his sons and grandsons into positions of power. He prefers they all become Presidents, and his compulsion drives him to do whatever he can to further his own name and his family's. His sickness became very precarious when he joined up with his nemesis Bill Clinton and went to save Indonesia from the Tsunami. His doctors were so worried they told him to jump out of a plane, in hopes for a “cure.” He has since been kept hidden from the public by his own son. His recovery outlook is not good.
 
His son, President George W. Bush, has decided that he alone will jump-start the world into a One World government, and One World democracy. He will be the greatest man to have ever lead the people of the earth to freedom. He cares not for his times, but for posterity, where he says he will be vindicated. The man is truly suffering. The virus continues to spread throughout his brain despite frequent bike rides.
 
But it’s Bill Clinton that has the worst case. After office he stared this own United Nations right next to the first one, in order to rebuild the entire world, with his own brand of Clinton social engineering…basically a combination monarchy/communism laced with capitalistic extortion. By the time his stone is cast, the name Monica Lewinsky will be erased form all books. Bill’s dream of “stone” is a space right next to George Washington’s, and it will be taller, and higher, and will contain a touch of blue at the top, but it will not overshadow the first woman’s stone--- President Hillary Clinton.
 
Hillary came down with this disease, unfortunately, when she was around six. She has survived miraculously with many blood transfusions from the Arkansas state prison. Hillary will not only get stone, but her face on a mountain (Next to Jefferson on Mt. Rushmore) and all currency will have her image.
 
The virus Historicalia Automeglomania is lethal only to the public; it does not kill the host, which makes it a disease just as bad as the black plague. Anyone suffering from this disease has the power to eliminated whole populations with Universal Health Care.
 
Unfortunately, the exact cause of this virus is not known. Men, who appear to be in good health when entering office, come out of office completely mental. Some are known to succumb to the disease within minutes of taking office, but since the Presidents have all control over their own medical information, it will not be known how this virus is actually passed. Some experts suspect it’s passed by the sharing of cigars at Bilderberg secret meetings, but there is no confirmation.
 
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