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Sarah Jumps on Oprah's Couch and SCORES!

Nobody’s Fool: Poor, poor Oprah. The richest women in America bet the farm on Obama and his shining star, and it’s cost her. When Obama’s real intentions and motives on the “change” that he envisioned for America, exposed him as the Marxist, racist that he is---and his crimes were exposed by Glenn Beck, who is on at the same time as Oprah, her viewership plummeted faster than Mr. Dole’s lost Viagra. (Let’s add that Bob Dole really didn’t need Viagra. I can’t see him getting off any couch, can you?)
Yet, while everyone is making fun of Glenn Beck’s weight (which by the way looks pretty normal to me) NOBODY has said a word about MS Oprah’s head shots. The camera never goes off her pompom hairdo.
 
I don’t blame them.
 
Now she says, she is just going to pick up her vast fortunes, quit her show, and move out of the coldest place on the earth. You go girl!
 
She was very snotty the other day, talking about her retirement. Saying that weeeeell, she was just not into the daily grind anymore of the show, especially when she HAD to interview people she didn’t want to interview. “God, do I have to do that boring person?”
 
Obviously referring to the very successful interview of Sarah Palin…but… HELLLOOOOO? Oprah?
 
I thought the whole station: the show, the content, the format, the money, the company, was controlled by YOU? You are the boss; you can choose who you interview or who you don’t---right? Either it’s a lie, and your PR is just a Disney tale in Goofy land--and it’s really NOT you holding the strings, or you’re just trying to butter up your feminist base---which is it?
 
The other richest woman in the United States, Martha Stewart, went even further to express her “hatred” of the new girl in town. She called Sarah, “dangerous” and did NOT hide her very condescending opinion of her.
 
What? Is Martha scared Sarah is going to send Ms. Stewart back to jail?
 
Well, gee Martha. I don’t like you trying to cover the planet in pastels, either, but I don’t go around calling you prison-rat bait, do I?
 
Go into any K-Mart and you see the most “boring” crap ever made on the planet. It’s pretty much like looking at baby food. You know---mush. Martha has tortured us quite enough with egg-shell, blue-green everything. You feel like you're walking through some giant Easter-basket, with marshmallow shoes. I bet she's helping to design the health-care package as we sleep. In every hospital there will be a "get well" drinking cup in puke green, at taxpayers expense. (sorry)
 
I suggest Martha Stewart styles in every jihadist jail cell, but that’s me.
 
Anyway, Oprah is the only Diva in the world who can make a major scandal out of---wait for it----wait for it----are you ready…? A man in love!!
 
When Tom Cruise announced that he was so in love that he jumped on Oprah’s couch with happiness, Oprah’s mouth was stretched as wide as a hippo yawing in her mud hole. She was so appalled at the very action! How horrible! A man in love!
 
And now she is losing it. She had a porn star on after Sarah, for ratings, or to insult Sarah, who knows? Oprah and the porn star fit together like Chocolate cake and Vanilla ice-cream. (Hey, it’s late.) Porn…good. Love? Bad. No wonder she doesn’t have any kids.
 
She also couldn’t believe the mind-blowing concept that Sarah Palin---just won’t admit what books she likes to read. And that made it the headline of the day around the world!
 
If I was Sarah I would have said, “Well I didn’t read about the author you endorsed…the one who killed three people, while making a fortune off them, and, fled the country? Have I got that right Oprah? Gee, I missed that one.”
 
Okay, I can say it, Sarah can’t. But I bet she was thinking it.
 
Oprah’s false “face” of sweetness though, stooped to new lows when she viciously asked Sarah, “Will he (Levi) be invited to Thanksgiving dinner?” (Meaning the boy who got her daughter pregnant and now has deserted his family and is posing for Playgirl.)
 
Yeah, Oprah cares so MUCH for the children….right. Sure.
 
When she asked that question I wanted to pluck out her eyebrows and pin them to her chubby cheeks.
 
Sarah did NOT fall for that mean trap. She said not a word against him. She was…invincible.
 
Oprah now sees the danger coming for Obama in 2012, and since NOBODY is watching her anymore, she will get on another cable program, probably in prime time, so that she can promote the global agenda, once again, and help Obama win another election--or so she thinks. By that time, she will be old Martha Stewart potatoes.
 
But, getting back to Sarah Palin. She is Nobody’s Fool. And the snobs on the Hills of our Wall Street/government complex see an enemy of the biggest kind…a woman who actually has LIVED the life of the common man and woman. She is not from Harvard. She is not from a Royal Clinton/Bush/ family. So far, she has shown remarkable common sense, and she will represent “the people,” and she said so.
 
So, while our powerful elite thugs are trying desperately to shape the world into their one world government/multinational corporation communistic FUBAR future, by building schools to train future global unelected dictators as fast as they can--- Sarah could slash their dreams with one stroke of her very pretty, hockey mom, lipstick.
 
And wouldn’t that be a sweet victory? You bet.
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Best Quote of the Year

Nobody Wins:

"I just love the smell of communism in the morning."


(Nobody makes this stuff up.)
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Nobody Cares About Shorts

Nobody Cares: Wow...everyone is attacking Sarah Palin right and left...and the biggest complaint is that she dared to wear shorts in posing for this picture...and because she did this horrible thing, then she is obviously simply UNFIT to be President.

All the liberal bitches are bitchin', cause of one reason...jealousy. (and fear)
That's a picture of a REAL American woman...Take a good look you liberals!
 
Gee....mmmm.....can you say...hypocrites?
 
Remember Kerry's famous tight jump suits shots on the beach? How about all the "Obama being sexy in swimsuit" shots? No one said that Obama couldn't be President because he was trying to get the "sex" vote. Noooooo, everyone just loved the macho shots! He was making woman swoon with his pecks!
 
And also, they can't stop talking about the BIG deal being put out, that John McCain bought her clothes for the campaign, and how that was such a breach of the taxpayer's money! Well, let's just say...Michelle Obama has 27 people making her look good every day---buying her outfits, and their salaries alone would probably save Detroit.                                                      
Frankly, I think the American taxpayer is getting ripped off with Michelle's outfits. That's a K-Mart special if I ever saw one.
 
Not to mention, when was the last time any of our politicians didn't look like he had on at least a $4,000 suit? And, guess who pays for them? You think THEY pay for their own clothes? They are suppose to...but, do we actually see the receipts? Nope.
 
No, nobody seems to care about hypocrisy anymore, and so, I've decided to include this marvelous picture of Barney Frank. I really don't think he should be allowed to wear nail polish,...really, its un-befitting a United States Senator. And I can guarantee, he charged that hat to "committee" expenses.
 
I think we should all start complaining.
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Nobody Knows How to Speculate

Nobody Knows: I was reading today, while waiting in my doctor’s office, about John Maynard Keynes. A man I had never even heard of before last year, unless I was watching some money-market program with the usual financial pundit, who would be trying to explain…just why President Bush had to come and save the world…from the speculators.
You see, Keynes was the man, right around the end of the First World War, who preached that the gold standard (you know, all money being backed by gold) was not only an unsustainable concept, but he also thought it all rather silly. It was a novel idea back then, but now, as I understand it, almost all the money floating around is NOT backed up by gold. None of it is real…until the Fed says you owe them. They…press a button, and you owe them. They just take it out of your paycheck.
 
Never mind that Sam Adams believed that no taxes should be imposed on a people without their consent. It’s just…oh…so…easy!
 
Forgive me…I rationalized that I’m better than Judge Judy at math,(which isn't saying much) but this whole notion of playing around with money that is just in thin air, and speculating on what the value of the dollar is going to be at any certain time in space, is much like our local weathermen guessing about the weather five years from now.
 
And while it was the speculators that caused this world depression…and some of them “lost,” most of them came out much richer from the fall. Why? Because the government let the poor Joe Plumbers pick up the tab of those that were greedy and goofing around and just…“lost.”
 
Yes, a handful of men, have made billions, just from speculating. When Michael Moore says that 1% of the population is worth as much as the sum total of the other 95%, he tells the truth. Some men are worth more than many countries.
 
So-- I was surprised to find out that…Keynes (Who is considered the Holy Moses by many who understand the whole market thing.) made his fortune as a currency speculator!
 
You see, before 1914, currencies had been fixed, and opportunities to profit from the instability of exchange had been almost nonexistent. But AFTER the war it became possible to make large returns (or lose large amounts) by betting on the directions of the currencies moving up or down.
 
That’s how Soros makes his billions, it is said he broke the bank of England, and likes to destroy countries that way…..how does he sleep at night? What do you think?
 
Anyway, Keynes did well on his first speculation; he bought the currencies of the countries that had sat out the war. He bet on the Norwegian and the Dutch kroner, the U.S. dollar and the Indian rupee. In the first three months he made $30,000. Then, he tried again and quickly made another $80,000. But then, he lost all of it in four weeks…and went bankrupt, and guessed who bailed him out? His father.
 
I mention this only because, our father, China, threatened Obama today. He was told that if he passes his Health Care Reform, then China might be forced to cut off all those lucrative markets to the automobile companies. (Maybe all those Daddy Bush years in China are paying off.)
 
Which brings me to my point: It doesn’t seem to matter what system of government you have now…the greedy and the powerful always manage to find a way to enrich them and their families, and the millions below them, become their slaves. The communism of China now trumps the United States in making money because, they can get slave labor, and we can’t compete with slave labor. So, the “speculators” have betted against the United States, (simply because slave labor is MUCH cheaper!) and unless we get on board with slave labor here, we will not be able to compete with China.
 
And when you have a government that works for the rich, then America, to them, is just plain “so, who cares?” Our multinational companies are out for the world! It’s the market ba-by!
 
Someday, when people get really tired of it, someone is going to figure out a system, where the rich and greedy, cannot keep grabbing the spoils for themselves. Our Constitution is worthless, if none of the men have to abide by it. Our founders all said it would take educated citizens, and honorable men to keep the republic, neither of which we have at this point in time. (Some of us are catching up on that education part.)
 
They just give themselves Czars, and make up hundreds of Departments to get whatever they want, whenever they want…and continue to gather everyone under the government dole.
 
Anyway, it was just a thought. I wish I knew more about how to lie, cheat, and steal…then I would see more clearly how it was all done.
 
In the meantime, most of us have no other alternative but to speculate, what in the world is going to happen next?
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Nobody's Perfect: Obama Bends Over

Nobody's Perfect:
Hands down, Obama wins the Nobody's Perfect award of the week, and all he did was bend over!
 
It's seems so easy for him, being as he is so ashamed of America and all.
 
While everyone in the United States were outraged at seeing this picture of our President showing such "ignorance" on the job of being President, by using such poor judgement of bowing down to a Japanese Emperor---(I'm sure he was apologizing for America defeating Japan...and mumbling, "I'm so sorry, I was just a kid or I would have prevented it."
 
The REST of the world was seeing the second picture.
 
Gee, they complain about Sarah Palin not being sophisticated enough to be President..but can any of us see Sarah Palin bowing to anyone?
 
We now can add to his many blunders..."President Obama has it backwards. He bows to other nations, but does not bow to the real people he has sworn to serve."
 
Or maybe it's trying to manage that 71 car motorcade that's getting him so tired he just can't stand up too long.
 
Congratulations Mr. President! You have broken the record for most Presidential bows to other nations, and thereby made the Nobody's Perfect subject of the week!
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The Optimistic Wally Buffet and Beaver Gates

Nobody’s Opinion:
Wally Buffet and Beaver Gates
 
Bill Gates and Warren Buffet, the Wally and Beaver Cleaver of good old capitalistic “greed,” (I say that with affection) were on CNBC tonight speaking in front of business school students at Columbia University, in a special called, “Keeping America Great.”
 
What was the purpose? Basically, Don’t worry; be happy---America survived a depression before. So what if you are living through hell right now? America will come out of it, it always has. (Give or take 50 years)
 
This was Warren Buffet’s big message.
 
Well, yes, but that was before we had Universal Health Care, (wait and see) and a hundred ga-zillion dollar deficient, (Wally)---a historical first.
 
Obviously, these guys know that, but the students don’t. At least Bill kept his mouth shut. He did admit, if there was a terrorist strike, then, America might not make it…but he said it softly.
 
It’s no wonder these guys are billionaires. They’ve got that “Aw shucks, you can trust me and what I say!” act down. Warren even admits that to get the big bucks, you must take a communication class as he did, to get it. When Warren was asked about “greed,” he just shucked it off. There will always be greed, so what? How can you argue with that?
 
And he thought that Bernanke, and everyone in the government has done just a terrific bang-up job of saving the world. And here in the United States we have the “rule of law.”
 
Really?
 
Okay, Wally Buffet thinks that our country was not really damaged by the Wall-Street/Gov/ Fed/ power and money grab. He acts as if it’s just pimple on the butt of a baby. No big deal.

Mmmmmmm.
 
Does anyone else remember, besides me, that right before the big meltdown of global finance, Bill Gates and Warren Buffet, pooled their massive fortunes and put them in some kind of “charity trust?” And does anyone else, besides me, wonder if these two men knew what was going to happen? I mean---how many of those “global economic meetings” were they at? How many “vacation getaways” did these guys attend? How could they NOT know?
 
Wally Buffet tells you one truth that is a secret of success that was not so secret. Always go for the long term. He has put $34 billion into Burlington North. Why? Because he knows that once the amnesty is passed, our population is going to skyrocket. So moving stuff by trains is the way to go. Fifty years from now, everything will be moved by train, just like it is in China.
 
The goal is to get everything under control. Obama has announced he wants a big railroad federal system. You don’t have to go to Columbia to see that Wally and the Beav are going into business with Eddie Haskell.
 
When Bill Gates mentioned we are having a pandemic. I thought, “Come on…he’s a genius, he knows that less people have been killed by this flu than the regular flu." Are these men REALLY that ill informed? (Did Bill Gates really go to Harvard?)
 
In the year 2000, Bill Gates stepped down from his company and devoted all his time to “charity’ work. Did that have anything to do with Bill Clinton and the fact that Janet Reno was trying to break him up? Was there a merger there with a “world government” plan? We’ll help you, if you do THIS?
 
By the end of the summit, I must admit. Bill Gates at least did well on stepping around the new energy start-ups questions. Most of them won’t make it, he said, and that’s more truth than Warren Buffet spoke the whole night.
 
In the end, I realized they really didn’t say much of anything besides mutter platitudes and generalities, much like a politician. But what they did bring to the table was optimism---optimism to all those rich kids at Columbia, hoping to be the next Bill Gates.
 
Can optimism save a country? Will optimism save your life when you are diagnosed with a cancerous tumor that needs to be operated on, but the waiting list is two years? Will optimism help you get a job in Detroit tomorrow?
 
I tell you one thing; I’d feel more optimistic if Warren Buffet had given that 30 billion to helping small business America instead of saving Goldie Locks Sachs, because if America can only exist because of the state of the stock market, then America is already lost.
 
Maybe Wally should go back to school, take some history courses, and stop hanging around Eddie. As for the Beav…well, he’s just the Beav. America might be doomed for the next fifty years, but there is no doubt---the Beav and Wally...will survive.
 
Now, pass the cookies.
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Nobody's E-Mail: Joe Legal vs Joe Illegal

Nobody Has E-Mail!
 
I knew instantly when I got this from that lovable Marine…Earl over at “Another Pundit” (An excellent site filled with the best of the conservative web, and cool pics!) that this was a winner! Next time someone says you hate illegals because you’re racist (Like a certain Geralda guy who loves to say such a thing), contemplate this---

                       
            Joe Legal vs Jose Illegal
 
You have two families: "Joe Legal" and "Jose Illegal". Both families have two parents, two children, and live in California.
 
Joe Legal works in construction, has a Social Security Number and makes $25.00 per hour with taxes deducted. Jose Illegal also works in construction, has NO Social Security Number, and gets paid $15.00 cash "under the table".
 
Ready? Now pay attention...
 
Joe Legal: $25.00 per hour x 40 hours = $1000.00 per week, or $52,000.00 per year. Now take 30% away for state and federal tax; Joe Legal now has $31,231.00. Jose Illegal: $15.00 per hour x 40 hours = $600.00 per week, or $31,200.00 per year. Jose Illegal pays no taxes.
Jose Illegal now has $31,200.00.
 
Joe Legal pays medical and dental insurance with limited coverage for his family at $600.00 per month, or $7,200.00 per year. Joe Legal now has $24,031.00. Jose Illegal has full medical and dental coverage through the state and local clinics at a cost of $000 per year.
Jose Illegal still has $31,200.00.
 
Joe Legal makes too much money and is not eligible for food stamps or welfare. Joe Legal pays $500.00 per month for food, or $6,000.00 per year. Joe Legal now has $18,031.00. Jose Illegal has no documented income and is eligible for food stamps and welfare.
Jose Illegal still has $31,200.00.
 
Joe Legal pays rent of $1,200.00 per month, or $14,400.00 per year. Joe Legal now has $9,631.00. Jose Illegal receives a $500.00 per month federal rent subsidy. Jose Illegal pays $500.00 per month, or $6,000.00 per year. Jose Illegal still has $ 31,200.00.
 
Joe Legal pays $200.00 per month, or $2,400.00 for insurance. Joe Legal now has $7,231.00. Jose Illegal says, "We don't need no stinkin' insurance!" and still has $31,200.00.
 
Joe Legal has to make his $7,231.00 stretch to pay utilities, gasoline, etc. Jose Illegal has to make his $31,200.00 stretch to pay utilities, gasoline, and what he sends out of the country every month.
 
Joe Legal now works overtime on Saturdays or gets a part time job after work. Jose Illegal has nights and weekends off to enjoy with his family.
 
Joe Legal's and Jose Illegal's children both attend the same school. Joe Legal pays for his children's lunches while Jose Illegal's children get a government sponsored lunch. Jose Illegal's children have an after school ESL program. Joe Legal's children go home.
 
Joe Legal and Jose Illegal both enjoy the same police and fire services, but Joe paid for them and Jose did not pay.
 
Do you get it, now?
 
If you vote for or support any politician that supports illegal aliens... You are part of the problem!
 
It's way PAST time to take a stand for America and Americans!
 
****** Hey, everybody have a great weekend! And thanks Earl!"
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Nobody's Fool: President George Washington

Nobody's
Fool:
 
President George Washington
 
'President' Obama thinks that if he just stands in front of our past Presidents enough, like George Washington or Abraham Lincoln---everyone will think that he believes in our founding documents, and he is just as great as they were.
 
Let us remind 'President' Obama, that the best and most efficient way to save money, time, and to see justice done to our enimies, according to our past Presidents...has always been...to shoot them.
 
But Obama, we learned today,wants the terrorists and murderers who brought down the twin towers to have a "fair" trial, where a hand-picked judge will, just...let them all go back to Saudi Arabia, even if found guilty of their crimes, which they have already proudly admitted to.
 
A few video's of one of them being water-boarded will get them a flight home on Air Force One, complete with virgins, strippers, and a solid 24-caret gold--electric Ford Mustang. 
 
And if THAT happens, ask yourself...What would our first President, George Washington, by all accounts, the greatest of all our Presidents--- What would HE have ordered to have done to Obama?
 
Maybe we should just go ahead and let all the Presidents punish the Presidents before them, and save ourselves money on future multi-trillion dollar libraries. Nobody would want the job, and we'd solve the major problem of all our Presidents acting like Kings. 
 
I'm just saying.
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Nobody Wins When WHITE Boy Obama Can't Decide

Nobody Wins, when the Commander-in-Chief of a great nation, just can't seem to decide what to do when it comes to the Army, the Navy, the Marines, Afghanistan, Iraq, Cuba, Muslim extremists, date night, Iran, black holes, jail time, the deficit, ...or that pesky, cheeky, white boy on the FOX news channel.
The only thing he CAN do is cut in on Glenn Beck's program with photo's of his many travels...for now.
 
Obama is also having trouble trying to figure out how exactly to not insult the majority of the people in his own country. Dying soldiers are not really a concern of his right now.
 
Nevertheless, he CAN decide just how much he likes to gas up, (and then BRAG about flying around the world on)--- Air Force One.
 
Everyone hopes he makes up his mind soon. As we see from this picture, his indecisions are causing major concerns.
 
I suggest we use the old "reverse" psychology. We should all say..."We really don't want to know what you think Mr. President...take you're time, we know you are really inept at anything that requires any real work or thought...so relax Mr. President. Just let everyone do whatever they want, and you just go right ahead and play the big man, have some more parties...go play some more golf in Hawaii...call your brother...go on, we understand how really tough it is for a white boy. Just leave the country to us."
 
Yes, let's call him a white boy. That will get him going. At least that's what women have done for millions of years, when raising kids and men. Reverse psychology...it's worth a try.
 
(Note to amfortas...Have a fun time with that last comment...please!)
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"Safety Not Guaranteed In Time Travel"

Nobody Cares:
"I have only done this once before."
Not something you would admit, but then again-- I bet he got more than one or two letters.

"You'll ge paid after we get back."
 
What do you think...short trip to Mexico? And I thought the "stuff envelopes for extra income" was bad...
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For Our Country...For Our Children

Nobody Knows: In the very distance future, there will be some scholar, who will quit his job, and seek the truth of what really happened to make the Berlin Wall, come down. He will want to know, because all the history books had been rewritten, just how did the Wall in Berlin fall?
According to the (future) books, it was the great people of Germany who tore it down, and a Russian man, and a lady named Hillary, and the great Barak Obama. They will only have seen the huge video of Obama being played, over and over in their schools.
 
He will search, old books, long banned and forgotten. He will find this picture, of a President...a man who really had the most to do with the downfall of Russia, and he will report on his theory and findings, and people will be...amazed, and surprised. Ronald Reagan? Who was he?
 
I watched today, our great soldiers, being put to not only the grief of their beloved friends and families who were slaughtered by a jihadist enemy at Fort Hood, but also the humiliation they suffered at the hands of a President, who sends them to war...to sacrifice for other nations, but has no respect for the army he sends.
 
They had to swallow the attacks brought on by this commander- in-chief because he believes and is determined to endorsed the Muslim religion into our society. Force is more the word. We fight for reasons that we are not to know. We fight for globalization.
 
And according to the "elites," we Americans and our soldiers must now continue to built the rest of the world..sacrifice our own lives and our children's lives for the elite's vision of tomorrow, while we die off...into the sunset, as the last great hope of mankind
 
We are to sacrifice...our lives, our fortunes...for the world.
 
It was Clinton's plan. It was Bush's plan. It's now Obama's plan. Globalization...it's more than a monetary concept..its their final goal, a one world hodgepodge where everyone is mixed and mating, and fighting, and havng to be put under control.
 
And I want to know...where is this written? That one nation has to keep sacrificing it's lives, fortunes and money..for the world? And is it for the world? Or is it as many suspect...for a handful of the powerful.
 
How much longer do we believe leaders when they say we fight overseas to protect ourselves, when they let the very enemies who want us dead, exist amoung us? They even give them our jobs.
 
It's going to take more than a "coin" to honor the dead at Fort Hood today. And it's not going to be long forgotten.
 
Obama's words hung...worthless on the air to me. It was just a speech, not from the heart, but from the mouth of a man, who's mission is to the world, and his place of glory in it. And it brought me more grief than I had imagined. The slaughter at Fort Hood is an abomination...to all who let this man serve.
 
Millions of Americans cried silently today. Let the tears from all the families of the brave soldiers who have ever died to save our country, from The Revolution, to the War in Iraq...let their memories on this Veterans Day be a renewal...that we will not give into tyranny..no triage of the world, or some elite cabal of global dreams of Utopia.
 
Let us teach our children that tyrants have lying ways, and wait, for the moment.
 
Watch, closely this man, Obama. If he adopts a Muslim male child..(as it is reported he will do) then our generals might want to rethink their positions. If we are attacked again, due to his policies of "let us accept our enemies, and not retaliate them, even if they strike and kill us dead," then let us pray, that a new George Washington himself will rise up, and take our country back.
 
It's not Valley Forge...but these are dark days..dark days indeed.
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Nobody's Perfect: Brittany Spears

   Nobody's Perfect: Brittany Spears
NOTE: MEN...I know it's hard..but please, let me as a female, who is not distracted by the obvious that most men notice first...those loving eyes..let me point out that never have I ever seen a "dimple" on an elbow. Have you? So, if the dimple is "fake" then realize that what you are seeing...MAY not be real. This could be that new and sometimes expensive sensation...called...body-synching. I'm just saying...
 
****I know it's a mute point..

On my “Nobody’s Perfect” day, I’m finding it hard to stick to just one person…especially after having just witnessed the biggest bunch of morons who ever walked the Halls of Congress on a Saturday night. So, I’ll just stick to one: Brittany Spears, wins the “Nobody’s Perfect” award of the week.
 
It seems that many thousands of people walked out of Brittany’s concert in Australia recently when they figured out she was lip-synching her songs. The article didn’t say just how long it took the audience to figure this out, but I’m guessing probably within the first ten minutes, or when she couldn’t see her teleprompter, because her hair got in the way.
 
I first saw this phenomenon of lip-synching about 20 years ago at my first and only Rolling Stones concert. I witnessed Keith Richards literally fall down…completely off the stage, and his guitar went down too. Mick went after him…and then I noticed—the song went on! Even though neither one of them were at a microphone or a guitar!! It took them both quite some time to get up.

“Look! Look! GOD! Did he break his leg?! Is he dead! How come he is still playing the guitar? Wait, his guitar fell over…there! He’s still on his face! Is he going to get up? Oh, no…he’s dead. ”
 
 
Nobody of course was listening to me. There was not a crash or a skip in “Jumping Jack Flash”…no big electronic feedback, (guitars usually make a LOT of noise when dropped.) nope…
 
This nobody was astounded---not at the fact that the great Rolling Stones were lip-synching, I mean, come on…Mick Jagger has to be on some kind of amphetamine endorsed coma--- Nobody can dance and sing for four hours without running out of breathe…and Mick Jagger never, ever, ever, runs out of breath. 
 
No, I was astounded that they were so bloody well good at it! Lip-synching! Since I spent half my life in bands, I actually KNOW what happens and how it sounds when the guitar player falls down and remains unconscious. It’s pretty much like a 747 taking off backwards. I mean, in LIVE music, everyone onstage goes--.”ahhhhh” and then starts another song… ”Okay, folks, looks like our guitar player had just a little too much, wax on his shoes…so…he’ll be back, we’re taking a short break, we need to pick him up…so.…don’t you go away!”
 
I also witnessed a saxophone player once play with a broken jaw the whole night because he had been beaten up on the way to the job and robbed, so therefore, he needed the money. (I witnessed this because, I, as the leader of the band, (playing drums) was in sheer mortal fear the whole night that he might fall down any second from his injuries and loss of blood, and the whole BAND wouldn’t get paid!) We needed the money just to get back to town. None of us wanted to spend the night in the van, in the middle of winter.
 
(Sorry about getting off the title…band memories just happen…like bad gas.)
 
Anyway, because I was actually the only person at that concert who was NOT stoned and who realized that the Rolling Stones were just playing along with their own recording--I really didn’t care. I’m thinking at least half the acts do it now. Especially if there is a lot of dancing, you can bet they do. They just turn up the mikes when they talk…it’s all rehearsed.
 
Still, the Aussies have an excellent point. If you are going to pay that much money, then you deserve to hear the singer actually sing! Right?
 
So, Brittany’s Not Perfect. She can’t dance and sing at the same time. She also likes to go bald headed. But, I will cut her some slack here. After all, Drew Barrymore once stood up on Dave Letterman’s desk and boob-flashed him. Someday, Brittany will admit that she really is a Lesbian, and we’ll all feel better about the whole thing. I also suggest she get that dimple fixed.
 
Okay, that made no sense…But right now, it doesn't matter because if you are actaully reading this, then you must be female. Nobody else made it to the end of this blog, they are still looking at Brittany's lovely eyes...
 
Proving that even if Brittany is not perfect, she is perfect enough. 
 
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Nobody Reports on a Monday: Dead Quiz 3

Nobody Reports on a Monday:
In case you missed it--Nancy Pelosi passed her version of Universal Health Care...late on a Saturday night.
 
It goes pretty much like this---

Dead Quiz One: Patient is Sick
Dead Quiz Two: Government comes in and treats patient---(see picture)

Dead Quiz Three;
Patient is Expendable...next patient.
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Nobody Reads Favorite E-mail

Nobody Reads E-Mail: One Angry Lady
 
 It’s Saturday night! Time for me to pick out a favorite e-mail and post it. Maybe you got it---maybe you didn’t, but I think, after watching the Congress actually work today, it's perfect.
When in your lifetime do you ever remember seeing that happen? It was a wonder, really.
 
This letter, written by “one angry lady” seemed to fit the day. Bless her heart. Besides…it was nice to see that there are other women out there that have been just as angry…as this cranky nobody!
 
Here it is:
 
One Angry Lady-- This letter was sent to the Wall Street Journal on August 8, 2008 by Alisa Wilson, Ph.D. Of Beverly Hills , CA . in response to the Wall Street Journal article titled "Where's The Outrage?" that appeared July 31, 2008.
 
 
Really. I can tell you where the outrage is. The outrage is here, in this middle-aged, well-educated, upper-middle class woman. The outrage is here, but I have no representation, no voice. The outrage is here, but no one is listening for who am I?
 
I am not a billionaire like George Soros that can fund an entire political movement.. I am not a celebrity like Barbra Streisand that can garner the attention of the press to promote political candidates. I am not a film maker like Michael Moore or Al Gore that can deliver misleading movies to the public.
 
The outrage is here, but unlike those with money or power, I don't know how to reach those who feel similarly in order to effect change. Why am I outraged? I am outraged that my country, the United States of America , is in a state of moral and ethical decline. There is no right or wrong anymore, just what's fair.
 
Is it fair that millions of Americans who overreached and borrowed more than they could afford are now being bailed out by the government and lending institutions to stave off foreclosure? Why shouldn't these people be made to pay the consequences for their poor judgment? When my husband and I purchased our home, we were careful to purchase only what we could afford. Believe me, there are much larger, much nicer homes that I would have loved to have purchased.
 
But, taking responsibility for my behavior and my life, I went with the house that we could afford, not the house that we could not afford. The notion of personal responsibility has all but died in our country. I am outraged, that the country that welcomed my mother as an immigrant from Hitler's Nazi Germany and required that she and her family learn English now allows itself to be overrun with illegal immigrants and worse, caters to those illegal immigrants.
 
I am outraged that my hard-earned taxes help support those here illegally. That the Los Angeles Publi c School District is in such disarray that I felt it incumbent to send my child to private school, that every time I go to the ATM, I see "do you want to continue in English or Spanish?", that every time I call the bank, the phone company , or similar business, I hear "press 1 for English or press 2 for Spanish."
 
WHY? This is America , our common language is English and attempts to promote a bi- or multi-lingual society are sure to fail and to marginalize those who cannot communicate in English.
 
I am outraged at our country's weakness in the face of new threats on American traditions from Muslims. Just this week, Tyson's Food negotiated with its union to permit Muslims to have Eid-al-Fitr as a holiday instead of Labor Day. What am I missing? Yes, there is a large Somali Muslim population working at the Tyson's plant in Tennessee . Tennessee , last I checked, is still part of the United States .
 
If Muslims want to live and work here, they should be required to live and work by our American Laws and not impose their will on our long history.
 
In the same week, Random House announced that they had indefinitely delayed the publication of The Jewel of Medina, by Sherry Jones, a book about the life of Mohammed's wife, Aisha due to fear of retribution and violence by Muslims.
 
When did we become a nation ruled by fear of what other immigrant groups want? It makes me so sad to see large corporations cave rather than stand proudly on the principles that built this country. I am outraged because appeasement has never worked as a political policy, yet appeasing Mahmoud Ahmadine jad is exactly what we are trying to do.
 
An excellent article, also published recently in the Wall Street Journal, went through over 20 years of history and why talking with Iran has been and will continue to be ineffective. Yet talk, with a madman no less, we continue to do.
 
Have we so lost our moral compass and its ability to detect evil that we will not go in and destroy Iran 's nuclear program? Would we rather wait for another Holocaust for the Jews - one which they would be unlikely to survive? When does it end?
 
As if the battle for good and evil isn't enough, now come the Environmentalists who are so afraid of global warming that they want to put a Bag tax on grocery bags in California; to eliminate Mylar balloons; to establish something as insidious as the recycle police in San Francisco.
 
I do my share for the environment: I recycle, I use water wisely, I installed an energy efficient air conditioning unit. But when and where does the lunacy stop?
 
Ahmadinejad wants to wipe Israel off the map, the California economy is being overrun by illegal immigrants, and the United States of America no longer knows right from wrong, good from evil. So what does California do? Tax grocery bags.
 
So, America , although I can tell you where the outrage is, this one middle-aged, well-educated, upper middle class woman is powerless to do anything about it. I don't even feel like my vote counts because I am so outnumbered by those who disagree with me.
 
Alisa Wilson, Ph.D. Beverly Hills , California

There are a lot more out there, including myself, who think just like Alisa Wilson. The only difference is that she put her thoughts in an email that will reach thousands. I would like to keep this going in the hope that, eventually, WE will again become the Majority and help to return our nation to being "One Nation with One Language and One Set of Laws". How about YOU ????
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The Sorrow, The Anger...The Rainbow in the Night

Nobody Flashes: I won't even pretend to write tonight. All I can think about is that, somewhere, great despair and pain is being felt, by the parents and families of those brave soldiers that were slaughtered yesterday, in the one place they should have felt safe.
And FOR WHAT?
 
There was no reason in the world that these fine young souls should have been killed just because of our "political" correctness. For too many years our fine young soldiers have given their lives for truth and honor, only to be spit on by the very bureaucracy that asks them to give their lives, so that they can keep ruling. And for too many years, our leaders have sacrificed them like lambs.
 
I went on my usual walk around the block tonight, and as some of you may know, I have written before about my Muslim neighbors. The ones that hate my dogs, and give me looks to kill. They have a hard time pretending..
 
I've called the FBI, but I'm ignored.
 
For over a year now, their house has been dark...nevertheless, someone mows the lawn, and keep up the appearance weekly. They even have parked a very expensive car in the driveway, but it hasn't moved in over 6 months. It gives me the creeps every time I walk passed it.
 
The house is ALWAYS dark...and empty. Until tonight.
 
All the lights were on, and the many satellite dishes were tuned high to the sky...aimed and overheating. There was no doubt in my mind my mysterious Muslim neighbors were celebrating. Some would say they are scared...but I beg to differ...they are now gleeful, and feel powerful.
 
Every American has to be furious tonight, and it's time we get furious. Not at the Muslims among us, but at the very thugs and elites who aim to rule us into an early grave. Those that want to destroy America.

Those that will let others destroy America.
 
Those elite rulers who won't let us succeed at anything...war, life, or competition. They want us stupid, powerless, stoned...and dependent on them and the big global corporations that feed them. And they are entrenched in both parties.
 
Here's how you tell: If they have been there longer than eight years...they are part of it. It's pretty simple. If they go from the government, to being media pundits, listen carefully. Go by their actions, never their words.
 
For instance...Newt Gingrich has long talked a good patriotic game. But he is a globalist. He believes in big government, and carefully programing people with social engineering. He believes in elite rule by the few. If you read him and listen to him enough, this comes out, as it did recently.
 
Make them prove their worth, watch their eyes when they talk and listen to your gut. Are they lying?
 
They-want-our-children...and they want us and to die for their New World agenda's, if need be. And if not, they will arrest us.
 
Sweet globs of sugar will continue to come out of their mouths. Great patriotic rainbows will drip from their furrowed brows. Like the lying Muslims, who plays the chess game to get to the final Islamic World takeover, they lie, and tell us that it's all for the good of the country, and throw us crumbs of appeasement.
 
And most of all...they use fear. If you hear any politician telling you that you will die of the swine flu, or your insurance company will kill you, or the planet will kill you, or tea party people are dangerous, that's a dead giveaway of a dictator.

They must not win.
For the poor innocents that died...died hopelessly defenseless..
 
They...must...not...win.
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