Meet Maine's New Governor...In case you haven't heard of this guy before, his name will stick in your mind. The new Maine Governor, Paul LePage, is making New Jersey governor Chris Christie look like an enabler. He isn't afraid to speak what he thinks. Judging by the comments, every time he opens his mouth his popularity goes up.

He brought down the house at his inauguration when he looked up at the media box, shook his fist and said, "You're on notice! I've got a financially troubled state to run. Observe...cover what you like, but don't whine if I don't waste time responding to your every need for your amusement."

During his campaign for Governor, he was talking to commercial fishermen who are struggling because of federal fisherie regulations. They complained that Obama brought his family to Bar Harbor and Acadia National Park for a long Labor Day holiday and found time to meet with union leaders, but wouldn't talk to the fishermen. The governor replied, "I'd tell him to go to hell and get out of my state." The main stream media crucified LePage, but he jumped 6 points in the election poll.

The Martin Luther King incident was a political sandlot which brought him National exposure. The 'lame stream' media crusified him, but word on the street is very positive. The NAACP asked LePage to spend MLK Day visiting black inmates at the state Prison. He told them that he would meet with All the inmates regardless of race, if he were to visit the prison. The NAACP balked and then put out a news release claiming that he refused to participate in any MLK events. He read the paper for the lst time the next morning while being driven to work and went ballistic because none of the reporters had called him for comment before running the NAACP attack.

He arrived at that event and said in front of a TV camera, "If they want to play the race card on me they can kiss my ...." He reminded them that he has an adopted black son from Jamaica, and that he attended the local MLK breakfast every year that he was mayor of Waterville. (He started his morning there on MLK Day.)

He then stated that there's a right way and a wrong way to meet with the Governor, and he put all special interests on notice that press releases, media leaks, and all demagoguery would prove to be the wrong way. He said that any other group, which acted like the NAACP could expect to be at the bottom of the Governor's priority list.

He then did the following, and judging from local
radio talk show callers, his popularity increased even more: The state
employees union complained because he waited until 3 P.M. before closing state
offices and facilities and sending non-emergency personnel home during the last
blizzard. The prior Governor would often close offices for the day with just a
forecast before the first flakes. (Each time the state closes for snow, it
costs the taxpayers about $1 million in wages for no work return.)

LePage was CEO of the Marden's chain of discount family bargain retail stores before election as governor. He noted that state employees getting off work early could still find lots of retail stores open to shop. So, he put the state employees on notice by announcing: "If Marden's is open, Maine is open!" He told state employees: "We live in Maine in the winter, for heaven's sake, and should know how to drive in it. Otherwise, apply for a state joy in Florida!"

This was a strange week, wasn't it? It was like we were all forced to drink a full glass of Donkey Semen chased down with a shot of urine. I would have NEVER thought of that vision, if The Fear Factor didn't make it one of its challenges for its contestants. Nobody is going to use it for
good measure. So, in honor of the fine minds at The Fear Factor, mental visions will be used to sum up the more absurd events from the past week.

Donkey Semen: Everyone this week was out to pour donkey semen down the throat of Newt Gingrich. He has been so stuffed with the stuff, it's foaming out of his mouth. A big spurt came from Bob Dole the OTHER great Republican Presidential loser, who basically just complained about Newt carrying ice buckets around and nobody knew why.  His big ethics crime? He took the college
course he taught, off on his taxes, something every poor taxpayer in the United States would find reasonable.

Compare that to Nancy Pelosi's (the last house speaker) vast stock market gains and her personal manipulations of her office, to give herself billons of stock dividends with her power as Speaker, and Newt looks like a little boy stealing a piece of bubble gum, next a woman who just stole
the state of Montana. We have MOUNTAINS of donkey semen floating down that women. (Okay, do NOT picture that.)

And speaking of mountains...

Today, the rich men of Davos, admitted: They are calling Mitt Romney:  "The Bartender." Mitt will pretty much serve up anything you want, they said, and none of them are planning on losing any of their stock dividends: Mitt is the rich man with the Fannie and Freddie stock they hope gets elected: and speaking of rich men with stocks...

Glass of Urine: Everyone who has a car, wondered why in the WORLD would our President veto a harmless gas line from Canada? We were told, it was to please the environmentalists, who worry about what it will do to their moose, not to mention their green stocks, only to find out, that all those visits to the White House by Warren Buffet weren't just two rich guys talking about how much they enjoy cheeseburger lunches.

It seems Obama and Warren struck a deal. Warren will use his trains to ship the gas from Canada, which of course will raise the price of gas by at least 30 cents a gallon as opposed to 5 cents from the pipeline, which will make him richer than Bill Gates, if only Obama would stop it.

So...he did. (Okay, you tell me what happend.)

To seal this deal, Buffet got his $200,000 dollar a year secretary to come to the State of the Union
address and look very sad that she has to pay more taxes than Warren. She not only is helping Obama's promotion of "tax the rich" (Remember, you can't touch Warrens fortunes, he has hidden his riches at Bill Gates House) but help Obama to get the women voters back on his side...which brings me to..

Donkey Semen: Every feminist on the planet is going to grab this news and run to the bank with it: according to FOX NEWS today: a new spices of DUNG BEETLE has been found, and unlike most spices, this female dung beetle actually has the bigger HORN and does ferocious battle. The man just sits it out.  Yes, Rachael Maddow can be rest assured, she has evolved from a proud dung beetle. We won't here the last of this great Darwinian discovery....

Glass of Urine while lying in a bed of snakes:  This hasn't got into the mainstream news...because the dirty little secret is the men at Davos helped get Obamacare installed, and want it desperately to stay there because of "globalization and overpopulation" ...and there was a heartbreaking story of two parents who were trying to get a kidney transplant for their "retarded" child. The great panel of doctors came into the boardroom, and denied the parents the operation, even though someone from the family was going to donate the kidney, BECAUSE...the girl was retarded and not worth saving. It's reality folks. Read about it here...or not. Frankly, I'd rather read about the next spurt of dirt have been trashing Gingrich with...

Donkey Semen: Yes, believe it or not, Mitt Romney ridiculed Newt Gingrich wanting to go to the moon. He doesn't know how in the world we can pay for it. "The moon can wait."  Obama has already spent enough money for us to go to the Orion Nebula and back, with nothing to show for it,  but Mitt is more concerned with Newt wanting to send people to the moon. Nobody can own the moon he says. And you know who agrees with Mitt?

Glass of Unrine: Vladimir Putin.

Vladimir Putin has branded America a nation which 'wants to control everything' during a scathing verbal attack on the U.S. (When you're people don't like you...blame the U.S. for your poverty..old Russian trick.)

Yes, Vladimir: WE WANT to Control the Moon, and you have to take us there!

Let them each eat a dung beetle in a pile of scorpions, because this nobody will not be coming back if I got on Newt's flight to the moon.

Why?

Right now Iran is killing bloggers who "spread corruption."  It's only a matter of time before that glass of urine spreads...and this nobody has spread enough dung to last a lifetime on this blog.

Our President Obama just signed a UN treaty to control the internet...and who controls the UN?

You're right! Arabian Dung Beetles, and Snakes! In fact, rumor has it, the United Nations is the real
inspiration for The Fear Factor.  As for Obama, he leads the nation in stuffing Donkey Semen down our throats.

Nobody's Fool

Secondary to the State of the Union Speech, is something that nobody is talking about, but it is very disturbing to this Nobody.

Staged PR events. The President has the camera and the full attention of the world during the State of the Union Address to the Nation, and what does he do?

He stages a Navy Seal rescue at the same moment he is talking.

DON'T tell me he didn't.

We all saw Obama walk into the House Chamber, and go right up to Leon Panetta, who is now in charge of the Defense forces overseas, and say, very loudly:

"Leon, Good job tonight. Good job tonight."

Panetta had been at the White House, where he had monitored the progress of the operation, before the speech. The raid was still being wrapped up when the president spoke to him.

The next day, we find out in the morning headlines, that at the very same time, Obama was talking, he had sent into Somalia, a team of 50 Navy Seals, who shot and killed nine Somalia thugs who were holding two people, American Jessica Buchanan and Dane Poul Hagen. They were humanitarian workers who had been helping to demine the area, before they were kidnapped---

Over a YEAR ago.

Let me say that again: Over a year ago.

Now, while we are certainly all impressed that our great "commander in chief" took his immense power and rescued an American women because she was near death, the fact that he waited until he could use that power at the exact moment in his reelection campaign to make himself look good to the voters, especially to the conservatives and women.....

Is rather disgusting.

My (x Navy Seal) husband said: "Oh gee...a year? How many times has she been raped in a year?'

And if you don't think this was PR...you have only to look at the picture taken and sent to every media outlet of Obama talking to the father of that girl...to tell him that Obama saved his daughter,
and she is coming home, and then released. A real President would have made that call in private and not made sure a picture was taken of it.

'President' Obama released this statement the next day.

"This is yet another message to the world that the United States of America will stand strongly against any threats to our people,”

Yes, our great Obama in his effort to convince the American people that he cares, will go to no ends to get himself reelected, even if it means he has to try to appear that he really cares about some American woman in Somalia, and sent in his personal Navy Seal Crack team at his command

Don't be fooled by this: The message is: Everything he does, is only for his own advantage.

History will report what a great military commander Obama was.

What it won't report, is the truth.

Nobody Wonders
Let's see..We've made it through a zillion debates and the State of the Union according to the Magic Obama Master, and the opposition group is down to four, with two frontrunners.

Rush Limbaugh is for anybody who is not Obama. Judge Napolitano: Ron Paul--- throw Oliver Stone in that and you have to wonder what happened to Mr. Stone? Has he quit drugs?

On the Gingrich side: We have Michael Reagan, who's father Ronald Reagan, didn't even mention in
his diary according to Mitt. Fred Thompson is for Newt. And a man who makes more sense most of the time than all of the above put together: Thomas Sowell picks Newt.

Nancy likes Mitt? Nancy...the woman who is responsible for Obama's LIVE TO DIE Obamacare, prefers Mitt Romney.

I'd say that puts Newt in a good light. So...is this a trick?

So, what could Nancy know? Just the fact that she has come out and threatened the man is enough to rally a few more million to vote for him, just because it was such a lowlife thing to do.

They must really want Mitt. Do we want to give them Mitt?

How are we going to decide between the two?

Nobody suggest the Sam and Dean method:

Nobody Knows

Little Girl   Wow...look at Michelle mama... in that gorgeous blue dress. How much did that cost? Here comes Hillary...look, her hair looks like her mom did it. (I wish my mom could make my hair have a diamond tiara in it.)

Here comes Obama. He keeps saying over and over: "Good to see you." He saying it to EVERYONE! Is he glad to see EVERYONE? Good to see you. Good to see you. Good to see you. Good to see you....

Oh my...look at that old lady give Obama the biggest hug I've ever seen. She's so old. She's on the Supreme Court. Why does SHE get such a big hug. What did Obama do for her? Wish he'd hug me like that.

Okay, that man behind him just told us he is the President of the United States. Didn't we all know that? Why are they announcing it again? 

*****

Mama, look---everyone is standing up!

Mama   They are giving him a standing ovation because he is talking about our brave soldiers.
I'm going to try that trick next time I give my speech at school.  EVERYONE always applauses the soldiers.

Little Girl   He says we all need to act like the soldiers. They have made us safe. He wants us to follow their example and act like the soldiers. His grandfather and grandmother were part of a larger part. Okay, we must be like soldiers. Dad told me soldiers obey orders, I guess that's what he wants us to do.  

President says everyone should play by the same rules? Does that mean I can go on Air Force One, and play with Bo?

*****

Little Girl   President Obama says the State of the Union is getting stronger. HUH? MOM? He
said that GM leads in world sales.

Mama   Because they sell and build in China, it has nothing to do with us sweetie.

Little Girl    He wants us all to give money to community colleges so that people can learn how to work. Some lady who got fired was given a job by some company who paid for her training. Her hair looks like cousin.  No one is going to have to pay for education...

He wants the bill.

He says the poor teachers work for no pay. He wants us to pay the good teachers MORE. He wants to make it a law that all kids HAVE to go to school until 18. What happens if I can't? I might not live that long? Will they arrest me? Will Obama take my dad? He wants us to pay for more students to
go to college, especially the illegal ones.

Am I illegal? He wants all illegal's to stay here, and get free education, and send him another bill

Little Girl: Okay, now he is talking about energy. He is looking for oil...wait...I thought he told everyone they couldn't do any oil searching after that big BP oil spill? He says climate change is not going fast enough so HE has told the military to BUILD a solar city? Or what? The military is going to build a future new energy city for over 3 million people? Will that cost money? The Navy will build it. Doesn't the Navy build boats?

Little Girl: He still wants to build roads. Didn't he say that a long time ago? And he wants to build another Hoover dam. Wow. Wait---- he said that he will not put up with mercury poisoning for the kids. Wait, all our new light bulbs are filled with mercury!

MOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!! Obama is going to arrest you! You are trying to poison me with mercury!

(Maybe mom doesn't love me?)

Mama: No honey, I love you. I would never do that.

Little Girl: President Obama says he will not let those mean nasty bankers ever do that nasty stuff ever again:

He wants a bill.

He wants a bill!

He wants to outlaw insider trading. What's that mom?

He just said it again: Send him the bill!

Wait...he's quoting Lincoln. I just read that book by Mr. O'Reiley: He says he believes like Republican Abraham Lincoln: "That government should do for people only what they cannot do better by themselves -and no more." Mmmmm I'm confused. He doesn't like anything we do for ourselves.

Wow...mama...he said the executive branch is outdated. He wants more power..so that he can gather everything together into one big..something.

Mama: He wants more power honey..so that he can bypass Congress, and make all the laws himself.  

Little Girl: Is that a good thing mom?

Mama: No honey, it's not.

Little Girl:  He is saying that if Congress doesn't do anything he will do what he needs to do.

Does that mean that he deosn't like Congress mom?

Little Girl: Mama, Obama doesn't like Iran. He likes Jews. He seems really mad at Syria. He says we are a Pacific power. He is also mad at Iran. He will do anything necessary to stop the bad guys. Mom...is Obama going to kill all those people? He killed bin Laden right?

*******

Little Girl: Hey, he talking about the Seals teams again mama. Everyone is standing up again and giving him a standing ovation!

Mama: Yeah, how else would he get one--- pretty smart speech writer.

Little Girl: Obama says he has the flag that the guys used to kill Bin Laden mom...how come he gets to keep it? (Mama says nothing.)

He says we should all be like the army. Trust each other. SERVE.

Oh, there he goes. He looks sad. Those black ladies keep trying to kiss him.

MAMA: Okay, what did you learn tonight, baby?

Little Girl: I must be a good soldier, and trust Obama.  Obama is going to spend a lot of money helping illegal's, and college students, and people losing their houses, and building new roads, and new cities with the Navy, and he wants us to send him the bill.

Mama: What honey?

Little Girl: I though Obama didn't like rich people? Does that mean he doesn't like himself?

Mama: Well, he only likes the ones who give him money, honey, and I say Obama likes himself a..lot. So much in fact, that he wants to be our first King.

 Now let's go fix that hair.

Little Girl: Mama...can I sleep in the dark tonight? I don't think I want the light on anymore..I don't want to get poisoned.

Mama: Sure baby, I think that's a good idea.

Nobody's Opinion

If you are a conservative, it's important to watch the liberals right now...so I did this weekend.

Last Saturday, while the Republicans were stomping to the voting machines in South Carolina, David Axelrod, put  a panel of democratic pundits on C-Span. It was titled , Road to the White House: The Presidential Election of 2012,  but what it really was, was Obama's Chicago
presidential reelection counsel getting together and trying to assure themselves and everyone else that conservatism is dead, and Mitt Romney can't connect with an audience, and along with those messages, give Obama some advice, since he was probably taping it.

The Panel consisted of George Stephanopoulos asking the questions to Rahm Emanuel, David Brooks, Rachel Maddow, and one man claiming to be a Republican,  a one Alex Castellanos. Alex was so in love with the Clintons, you couldn't even call him a RINO. Even Rino's don't salivate over the Clintons---at least not in public. Alex, ran Mitt Romney's campaign in 2008, which tells you a lot about Mitt, and probably why he lost. The guy is a die-hard liberal.  

Here's some of their ideas, that they gave sitting on stage at the University of Chicago the democratic/mafia political breeding grounds, and my thoughts on those 'ideas."

 Rahm Emanuel:

He was 100% certain: Mitt would be the nominee, the South Carolina vote didn't matter.

Nobody Says: Now, whether this was wishful thinking or just inside knowledge on who was going to win...I'm not sure. Rahm wanted to be Mayor of Chicago: and it was handed to him, not unlike how Putin wanted to be President of Russia, and it was handed to him.

Nobody sees any difference in those two elections.

His advice to Obama was to keep up the "I inherited this horrible mess, and I need another four years to fix it." Obama has been pretty much saying just that, which means Rahm is still advising him.  No more "cash for clunkers" that would be bad.

Nobody Says: Rahm's manipulation is disturbing. For instance, he believes only ONE party should
rule, because when the country is divided nothing gets passed.  The reality is, the left has gone so far to the left, almost to a soft fascism/Marxism, that the other side is just trying to stop them from taking more control of our country, and that's bugging him. 

One party. One rule. That's what he wants. (It's the Chicago way!)

On Republicans: They bought too much real estate and it's going down. John Boehner will be gone next election.

Nobody Says: In other words: Rahm is mad because the democrats lost so badly in the 2010 mid-term elections.   

There was the threats that anyone who would challenged Obama from his own side, would be eaten. He tried hard to say Obama was actually producing jobs, and he will be elected again once those jobs reappear, as they will.

Nobody Says: Good luck with that Rahm. Keep lying.

Besides given the wrong credit to Bill Clinton for welfare reform, and saying that all the Ronald
Reagan devotees were killing the party, Rahm was his usual smug self.  He did get some liberal protesters mad about his closing down libraries and cutting off mental health care, but he acted as
if they were silly, and like a true politician, spewed out some gibberish. Oh...and big lie of the day: Rahm said that Democrats believe, as the audience can see, in open discussion, rather than what the Republicans do: rule behind the closed door.

Nobody Says: He forgot to mention he was in that locked room with Obama all through the Obamacare sessions. No one was allowed in that room, for over 15 days. It was locked and guarded.

Rahm is a  hard man to like, and so far, he's Obama's best hope. That's why Obama's reelection office is in Chicago. Rahm is still working for him.

David Brooks

Looks like a bobble-head---another alumni of the University. David said some pretty ridiculous things like he likes the fairy guy Obama, that he remembers from his days at Chicago University. (Have you noticed yet how many people around Obama have graduated from that school, and did he mean...gay?)

There's his SUN/MOON theory. One party is the sun, and one is the moon, and now we have two moons. He'd like a Harvard man running against a Harvard man (Obama VS Mitt)

Nobody Says: snob.

But the most absurd theory is: David said that the Republicans were all raised by the schools to give them all too much confidence in themselves. Therefore they are too materialistic, and selfish, and are so stupid that they think they know it all. Yes...the Republicans. He said that Rush Limbaugh was the perfect examples of grandiosity

Nobody Says: Uh..right. David Brooks does not suffer from grandiosity. I won't even go into how absurd that is, never mind how the democrats represent the give "me, me, me" everything free syndrome, and were the ones who implemented that "everyone gets a star" crap into our schools. Where were all the democratic kids when the teachers were cramming this stuff out?

In the bathroom, peeling bananas?  

 Really, Who is more selfish? The conservatives believe in family. You have to sacrifice you life to raise kids: It's the liberals who have the abortions: it would take time away from THEM. Or better yet, adopt a foreign kid, hire a nanny, and keep your figure. Which is  more selfish?

David Brooks is an idiot, and a grandiose one at that.

Rachael Maddow

Called Romney the largest midget. Ron Paul is an alien. Nobody believes in the stuff he is promoting. (which means Rachael thinks our Constitution is alien)

She was not so sure Obama would win, because unlike all the rest on that panel, she actually has talked to some people who are disappointed in him. Oh, and she loves the military.  She loves to wear big black glasses: Thinks it makes her look intelligent.

Nobody thinks she only said that because Obama is trying to convince us all he is a proud military commander, and the democrats need that image to get him elected, they think.

Alex Castellanos

Alex predicted that on that day, Newt's run would collapse.  Thought Obama should promise the moon, like he did before to win. Thinks we should be...government by Facebook. LOVES Hillary Clinton for President. Said we need lots of immigrants to support Social Security. We need to get rid of all those political debates. Our next "crop" of Republicans are not ripe yet, in other words, we not quite the wonderful new democratic party of the Clintons. Alex is really sad about that. After all, we've got this New World to conquer.

Yes, he trashes the Republicans for not being into immigration., and said in a joking manner,
"My marriage is still open." (I can see why.) Says Obama running twice is like losing your virginity twice, he can't be as excitable the second time around.

Nobody Thinks that Alex (R) is more liberal than Rachel Maddox and that's saying quite a lot. Looks like we need an new category for Republicans which are more wacko liberal than the liberals themselves.

Nobody Suggests. RUDGOWs.(rhymes with madcows)Republicans you don't go out with.

At the end, you could tell they are worried. Alex said that all those "old white people" want the country to come back, and it's gone. They will never get their country back.

Yes, it took the Republican on the stage to say what they all know: Obama has destroyed the country so badly, the odds of it ever coming back are gone, or so they think. But they all have wonderful lives advising for Obama, and they all have power...and they don't want to lose it.

And the thought of recurring nightmares of "old white republican people" coming at them in the dark...it's scaring the bee heavies out of them.

Suddenly, old white people are the most frieghingn thing on the planet to the democrats.

And this old white person, is loving it.

Let's give them what they REALLY fear...old white people
voting Obama out.

(Thanks to Tom Beebe)

The quality of the Republican candidate doesn't matter. Obama gets reelected.

Nine percent unemployment? No problem. Obama will win.

Gas prices moving toward five dollars a gallon? He still wins.

The U.S. government rushes toward bankruptcy, the dollar continues to sink on world markets and the price of daily goods and services soars due to inflation fueled by Obama's extraordinary deficit spending? Obama wins handily.

You are crazy Williams. Don't you understand how volatile politics can be when overall economic, government, and world conditions are declining? Sure I do. And that's why I know Obama will win. The American people are notoriously ignorant of economics. And economics is the key to why Obama should be defeated. Even when Obama's policies lead the nation to final ruin, the majority of the American people are going to believe the bait-and-switch tactics Obama and his supporters in the media will use to explain why it isn't his fault. After all, things were much worse than understood when he took office. Obama's reelection is really a very, very simple math problem. Consider
the following:

1) Blacks will vote for Obama blindly. Period. Doesn't matter what he does. It's a race thing. He's one of us,

2) College educated women will vote for Obama. Though they will be offended by this, they swoon at his oratory. It's really not more complex than that,

3) Liberals will vote for Obama. He is their great hope,

6) Union members will vote overwhelmingly for Obama. He is their key to money and power in business, state and local politics,

7) Big Business will support Obama. They already have. He has almost $1 Billion dollars in his reelection purse gained largely from his connections with Big Business and is gaining more every day. Big Business loves Obama because he gives them access to taxpayer money so long as they support his social and political agenda,

8) The media love him. They may attack the people who work for him, but they love him. After all, to not love him would be racist,

9) Most other minorities and special interest groups will vote for him. Oddly, the overwhelming majority of Jews and Muslims will support him because they won't vote Republican. American Indians will support him. Obviously homosexuals tend to vote Democratic. And lastly,

It's believed the United States is now somewhere between the "complacency and apathy" phase of democracy, with some forty percent of the nation's population already having reached the "governmental dependency" phase.

If Congress grants amnesty and citizenship to twenty million criminal invaders called illegal's - and they vote - then we can say goodbye to the USA in fewer than five years.

Apathy is the greatest threat to our freedom....pass this on.

My children never thought, that on this day in history, I would actually, not only go on Space Mountain with them, I would also sing Al Green's "I'm so in Love with You" to the Fairy Godmother, cause let's face it...she looks like my mother-in-law

Now..I know..I know what you're thinking: President Obama...you can't sing..well...

So..Donald, (Chris Dodd) no more swimming at Typhoon Lagoon. The EPA is complaining about it. And Goofy...(Jesse Jackson) you've got to share your electrical car with Cruella Deville. (Nancy Pelosi) I know..I know, it's not fair. But I'm going to need another four years to straighten this  out...Heck..it might take longer....so help me out here.

Mr. Pooh (Barney Frank) ..I want you to stop eating honey.  Now...now, Michelle is going to teach you how to plant cauliflower...I know, I know, it's going to hurt, but I'm not asking you to do anything more than I would ask of Mickey. (me)

And you know, Mickey is the key. Without Mickey Mouse, none of you people would even HAVE a job. Mickey takes after me. Big ears...and a true leader. Why, Even Minnie loves it when he sings.

Now. I know the Magic Kingdom needs some repair. That's why, I'm going to put in a new stimulus to fix Space Mountain. After all, I got rid of NASA , so the kids are going to need to keep on dreaming of becoming astronauts, even though it's a fantasy, hey...it's a good one!

Remember, I'm inviting the world here to see you. Which means, you're all going to have to work a little harder.

Snow White is not going to get any more lunch breaks. She can't be hanging out with Cinderella in the Castle. She can have apples, but I want her to keep on working. Remember, we must all sacrifice.

Now, I know, you've been worrying about your jobs. You've heard rumors. Rumors that this once Magic Kingdom is falling apart. And I know, you all need to eat. Eating food stamps is getting old.

I will try to save The Tower of Terror. It's actually my favorite ride, so despite what you've heard, it's not true--- The Tower will be here as long as Michelle and I can come whenever we want to the park and ride it for free.

I promise you.

Okay, so I'm not as handsome as Prince Charming (everyone laughs) but, I promise, as your President, that if you all work hard and sacrifice your time and your efforts.

Next year, I promise...I will come back. And I will make this Magic Kingdom the envy of the world, if you just give me Florida.

Okay, so we've all got work to do. I want to give a special thanks to Pluto, for taking such good care of Bo. Thank you Pluto! Next year, I'll send Air Force Two to come and bring YOU to the White House..because you've done such a fine job.

THANK YOU!

 Now Arial...where's my ice cream?

Nobody's Notes

Lots of different thoughts today:

NEWT GINGRICH: First up: Rick Perry got out of the Republican race, and very graciously too. But the real topic is going to be on Marianne Gingrich, Newt's ex-wife, whom the left has given a huge platform to damage  Gingrich from getting the nomination. As usual, their timing for sexual scandals is impeccable.

Nancy Pelosi, a few days ago tried to throw us all into Mitt's ring by saying that Mitt would lose if he got the nomination so the Democrats wanted Mitt to win the nomination: She said that so the many
conservatives that didn't like Mitt, would go "OH YEAH? Just for that MS TuFu Buguta,  I'm voting for him!" They want Mitt to run.

SO...It's  been leaked that Newt requested an 'Open marriage' according to Marianne. His first wife is out for revenge. Seems she didn't like the limelight, so what's a better way to stay a away from it than to marry a politician?

Nobody Thinks any of us should judge the scorn of the ex- spouse. For instance, I just went out to lunch with an old friend who was outraged at the actions of his longtime girlfriend.

"My God, "I said. "What in the world did she do to you to get you so angry?"

"She wouldn't go to Disneyland to celebrate my birthday with me. "

Really? I know. To my friend, who goes to Disneyland at least three times a year, falling in love with a person who'd rather go to Las Vegas means she doesn't love him enough.

Maybe Newt wanted a wife who would stand by his side in the photo- ops. Marianne didn't want to do it.  So, none of us especially those of us who have thought of sending our ex's to far off planets (that include this Nobody...I'd send my first to the nearest black hole) should judge Newt on
this: BUT WE WILL!

I keep saying...find some sexual stuff on Obama. Nobody is listening to me.

CHINA: Why is Obama pushing solar energy when China ones 97% of the minerals on the planet that you need to MAKE solar panels? Don't they get enough of our business? Not only that, they are going to mine the moon and then, where will we go? We won't have the money to mine our own
minerals, and even if some state here had the minerals to mine, (and they do) the Democrats would rather we go back to sitting in our houses with thermostats down to 50 degrees.

China will now get Canada's oil, thanks to Obama, which means we will have to buy our oil from China too.   They are trying to put us back into the stone age...and speaking of the stone age...

PRIVATE JETS Did you know that if you are flying on a private jet, you are not "inspected" at all? The pilot gives the guy a few digits and you're waved through...with a hand. They don't even have to see if a passenger is on the No-fly list. 

So if you're a rich Saudi, you can charter a 777 or 757 for private use, and there you go! Fly it right into the Capitol, and destroy our government.. and set up the secret government which WILL put us back into the stone age...which maybe is what they are hoping for: BIG Change. And speaking of change....

INTERNET: So many people participated in the internet blackout the draconian law is losing  steam, so Obama has said that he is dropping the matter. They are reporting that the Hollywood moguls are hopping mad because they want to SUE China.

Like that's really going to happen.

No, what will happen is Obama will let it go for awhile and just pass the government control over to Homeland Security or the Commerce Department, right before the election, and the moguls will be back with their money. 

When Bill Clinton and Boeing wanted to sell our missile secrets to China, they took it out of Congress and the Defense Department, and went through the Commerce Department. Done deal. Good for Boeing, good for Clinton---not so good for the American people who can now be wiped off the planet by a nuclear missile from China. It's the new godfather way. And speaking of Godfather:

NATION BUILDING: I read an interesting take on nation building this morning. According to John C. Hulsman, we should take a lesson from Sir T.E Lawrence of Arabia. If you want to nation build, you get the WARLORDS to join you. Our American model of "reform or die" isn't as affective as accepting the culture you want to conquer, and putting the big godfather warlords already in charge, under our direction.

"A hundred years ago, just 3,000 British officers controlled the whole of the Indian subcontinent, but most of them commanded local tribes in their own language. "

"The Israeli army can relegate skilled Arabic translators among it s reservist to routine guar duty because Arabic is compulsory for Israeli secondary school students. American lack the culture
depth to manage the welter of ethnicities and sects of the Middle East."--Sparnleger. "How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Chaos"

In other word, we would be better to learn to speak Arabic, give all these warlords one of these,

And tell them if they do what we want, we'll get one to every son.

We'd save billions.  

Nobody Cares

Obama is going to be on TV Thursday, standing in front of the Castle at Disneyworld, in order to give a speech to help poor old Disney World out, because Disney World used to be the prime vacation spot for all Americans. Once a year, the American family would load up and drive to California, or Orlando, and go to Disneyland to spent a week having fun with the kids.

Well gee--- since Obama has been in office, nobody can afford the gas anymore. Not only that...but since Obama is having everyone searched at the airports, people don't even want to fly.

The vacation money is going for food. There is no middle class to fill the great Epcot restaurants. Vacations now are to your local city zoo for many people, and even that's getting too expensive.

Disney is hurting. And since Disney is mostly 'service' jobs, our President is saying he is going to help.  He is going to give a speech right on the steps of that great Disney Castle for the good of America: "Gather round all you lower wage teenagers and Hispanics! I'm going to help you! Come! Come to America and join in our Disney American Dream!"

Has this ever been done before?  When was the last time a President of the United States shut down a Disney park just to make a campaign speech? On the set of Pollyanna?

Is Disney putting money into Obama's campaign coffers for this?

Here's the report:

Tourism officials hope and expect his announcement to have something to do with tourism Visas -- specifically tourists from Brazil, China and India.Right now, tourists from those countries have to go through an elaborate Visa process to get in the United States.

Ahh.......maybe they just don't want to be 'searched' at the airports. And how many of those just visiting, will not go home? Maybe they'll just stay and get a job driving the buses to the parks, serving taco's to Snow White, or loading people onto the rides at "It's a Small, Small World."

If Obama can just get MORE people into the country from Brazil, China and India, they will
come and spend money, at Disney world, and that would create thousands of very low paying jobs for the unemployed illegal's that are already here. Our economy is so bad, the illegal's are not even coming anymore.

To the elites: this is a disaster.

That's the official line. The real business is Obama, Michelle and the kids want to sneak in another vacation.

Obama could have given this speech from the Oval office, but then again, I'm sure he wanted a
day with Michelle and the kids in the Magic Kingdom, so, it's nice to be King, and be able to shut down the Magic Kingdom to enjoy just for the day. I wouldn't doubt if they get Typhoon Lagoon all to themselves too. All the poor sops that had tickets for that day..will just have to go someplace else.

Tell me...the way the Obama's are seeing the world at our expense, you have to wonder by their
actions if they really don't believe they will be back, and are trying to cram in as much sightseeing on our dime as they possibly can.

You can bet Michelle and Obama will be in Rio for the summer Olympics. Tell me, what haven't they seen? Africa...China...India,..Hawaii,...Rome, Paris, London...We USED to have ambassadors to do our work.

Since when does the President have to go everywhere himself?

What famous monuments will the taxpayers of nations have to shut down next for our American Royals? The Louvre? The Vatican? Havana? Statue of liberty? The Leaning Tower of Pisa? Mecca?

Do you have any IDEA how much it's going to cost to shut down Disney's Magic Kingdom for
one day? How much security it's going to take just for him to get INTO the park? How many secret service men are going to have to look through every single trashcan? Not to mention, how many of his friends are we paying for?

Whatever. He's the king. The rest of us can only dream of going on vacation.

Someday, in the Hall of Presidents there will be Obama..standing next to Lincoln, and Lincoln..will be retired to just sitting down, while Obama's robot will talk for ten minutes and  be the end and highlight of the show.

A speech where the great Obama will talk about "giving service " and how we all need to sacrifice for the future of  mankind.

You can bet your next trip to Disney on it.  Obama is "scarificing" his great talents to shut down Disney just to help the poor of Brazil and China be able to come to Disneyland..just like him.

Nobody has ever seen, such an arrongant man.

I hope Donald gives him a good quack.

Nobody's Perfect:

We have two individuals that abandoned their duties this week: Captain Francesco Schettino of the Love Italian Boat: Carnival Titanic, and a lady whose name is only, "mom.'" who abandoned her kids to go hide in a couple of bushes while she went inside McDonalds to sit in a warm room and eat.

Let's take the Captain first, as he is being held for murder. 

According to the Coast Guard, the whole population of Italy, and certainly James Cameron, Francesco Schettino is a cad, a coward, and pretty much has a deep psychological problem with trying to impress the locals by not looking at his very expensive radar equipment, thereby crashing
into a reef, and tearing a deep hole in his 10 story high luxury multimillion dollar cruise boat. One can only imagine what kind of damage the Captain would have done with a good iceberg.

And to do it during dinner, is an extra crime.

The Captain got off the boat pretty quick, claiming he was THROWN into the lifeboat... and even though the Coast Guard ORDERED him to get back on that ship he said, "No way! I'm not going to die!"

Okay, he said: 'You climb on that ladder and go on board the ship', but Schettino replies: 'I’m in a lifeboat... I am not going anywhere'.

Spoken like a true Love Boat Captain. Due to his severe lack of concern, some of the missing
29 people are probably never going to be found. The dead are still...dead.

Then, on the other hand, we a have a homeless mom who decided to leave her kids outside hiding in a bush, in 40 degree weather, while she had a nice hamburger inside McDonalds.

Usually when a mother leaves her kids abandoned it means she hoping somebody picks them
up, because she really didn't want to take care of them anymore. (But let's be real: there aren't many Catholic Churches anymore to leave them to. If your homeless...odds are, there is a McDonalds right around the corner from you.)

Instead she caught a break: another man who had once been homeless called the police, and now she is getting three square meals a day, along with free TV., a college education, and many more wonderful things provided by our lovely prison system. And she doesn't have to take care of pesky kids anymore.

Who knows what will happen to the kids. Her excuse was: she was drunk.

The captains excuse? He doesn't have one, but insists he saved thousands of lives by actually
steering that close, so that most of them could get ashore themselves. This was after he robbed the safe of course to save all the precious jewels of the clients.

If he ever gets out of prison, Francisco has real possibilities as a politician.

The Captains' new vessel, has no life boats to speak of. Let's hope he's not in love.

Nobody Reports

It's late so here's a few Nobody's Opinions on the South Carolina Republican debate

Newt won: His best line of the night, was when he was asked about what he would do with the
enemy, he said I'd do what General Jackson would do: Kill em.

There is no doubt, he would be the best to debate Obama.  He goes beyond debate: he entertains. AND he got a standing ovation! When the black man Juan Williams made the leading question about how condescending it was for Newt to suggest black people should get jobs as janitors, and didn't he see how blacks would be offended by that remark, --Newt said. " NO."

The people went nuts. So many whites are getting so tired of working their butts off, while seeing the blacks drive around with new cars, their kids getting free college educations while they have to pay for their children, in fact their children can't afford college...they are tired.  

This happened after the Civil War...same thing.

The old excuse of the liberals: whites are raciest...the whites are getting tired of it. Hell, I'm tired of it. In my neighborhood, it's 60 percent black. If anyone is raciest, it's the blacks who hate the whites, for being white.

We are more divided now than we ever were thanks to Obama. And when liberals say that whites are racists, BS. Many, many whites voted for him. Hey..look. You have a "black" (really mullato, but let's forget facts) man n the White House. American is not racist. The richest woman is Black.

They collect food stamps, and milk the system dry. They CAN because it's mostly blacks that work in the government that hand out the money, and all these young black men on the street, would do good to start out at sixteen doing some kind of work, besides going around in gangs and robbing quick marts.

Anyway, that was the highlight, and might just get Newt South Carolina.

Mitt: Once again, in the middle. Lucky guy. it was his worse showing, because mostly he looks
like a liar, and he has that queasiness of every crooked politician we've ever seen. At least Newt knows enough to 'connect' with the people.  Mitt can't do it. It's just not in him.

When he defended the Defense Bill, and tried to tied it to arresting Al Qaeda, to the reason he would keep the rule that citizens could be arrested without trial...he doomed himself.

Rick Santorum. Rick did really good putting Mitt in a few knots.  You have to give him credit, he is who he is.

Rick Perry: He did a lot better tonight, and it's unfortunate that he screwed up in the beginning. His points about the flat tax were good. I think by now, a flat tax would be welcomed just because our taxes are such a big chore and a mess.

Ron Paul: Did not look good. He looked tiny in his suit, and sometimes he looked even
confused. Like Nixon, he doesn't photograph well. But, he made good points. Most people object to his foreign policy, because it's just so different than what we've been programmed to accept.  We've been so proud of our military for so long. He isn't clear enough on his thoughts on the future. He explained it well enough, but he needs to be more succinct.

All in all it was a better debate.

Nobody's Opinion

Not many candidates are talking about our very poor educational system. They all give lip service to it, but the fact is, it's an overgrown behemoth bureaucracy  of cancerous stagnation, that decade by decade, does nothing but leave too many forever in "service" jobs.

If you watched this video you cannot but conclude that: maybe that's the plan.  

As the film suggest: the problems of our education or lack of thereof, has not been a big concern of our government. It's NEVER been on the top of any party's agenda: the subject is dropped once the President gets in office. The reason: unions and the money they supply.

George W. Bush's "No Child Left Behind" was noble in thought, it's just that the schools had already left everyone behind so badly, nobody could catch up.

Still, despite the odds, there are some who do not let our poor educatinal system get in their way.

There was a small piece tonight on Sixty Minutes about a autistic boy savant named Jake, who was going to graduate from college at age 14. He excels in higher mathematics.  He had an unbelievable
memory, which helped, but it was his passion and his love of numbers that is driving him to be probably the next Einstein.

Not all of us are born with "supercharged" memories in our brains. As Thomas Edison once said, "We have to learn how to think."

"I am frequently asked about our system of education. I say that we have none. Our system is a relic of past ages. It consists of parrot-like repetitions. It is a dull study of twenty-six hieroglyphs."

"Groups of hieroglyphs. That is what the young of this present day study. Here is an object. I place it in the hands of a child. I tell him to look at it. If we begin before we have hardened and dried his mind he studies the object with kindling enthusiasm. The mind of the child is naturally active.
Why should we make him take his impressions of things through the ear when he may be able to see? (Later he claims that's why he invented motion pictures...to teach.)

"The folds of the brain grow deeper through observation; they grow fallow from disuse. If we educate too abruptly--if we cram the mind with facts memorized for themselves alone, what comes? Pure atrophy."

"The trouble with our educating as generally followed is that it does not give elasticity to the mind. It casts the brain into a mould. It insists that the child must accept. It does not encourage original
thought or reasoning, and lays more stress on memory than observation."

He goes on to say what happens to our kids from not being challenged but rather...bored to death:

Bad teaching promotes: "A flagging interest, which leads quickly to the habit of listening without hearing, of looking without regard to the existence or non-existence of interest. At present, most young leave their schools only partially educated, and rapidly forget a large part of that which they have been taught. They fail to learn because the methods of teaching are wrong. They forget because the methods of instruction have made them actually dislike knowledge. "

Now, remember, this was back in Edison's day.

He goes on:

"Universities fail: Careful thought convinces me that this is because the men who run them never have been out in the great world of struggle. Professors usually are men untried in any sort of competition comparable with that which their students eventually must face. Speaking generally, such men cannot impart the right ideas to the boys, for they themselves are ignorant."

Nobody Thinks this is one of the very reason we have failed in America: Too many of our teachers know nothing about the everyday world, or even how to use the subject they are teaching in the real
world.

Not many algebra teachers can tell you HOW to use algebra, or why---or even who uses it and when. I know, I've asked almost every algebra teacher I ever knew, and they had no clue.

Too many of our leaders come from some of these many ignorant teachers, most of them from Harvard, who Henry Adams trashed with delightful abandon in "The Education of Henry Adams." (You can imagine how I loved that.)

For instance: Daddy Bush, a Harvard alumni, while President, had never been in a grocery store. He was shocked, when he visited one, at the price of bread, and how the items were scanned by the cashier.

 It's hard to believe, how removed from ordinary life some of these people are.

Can you imagine what Edison would think of the schools system we have now? Where kids are not only not being taught how to think, they are being stuffed with meaningless crap like: recycling, diversity, global warming, sex, gender issues, and the trashing of our own history?

All you have to do is watch Jay Leno's boardwalk to see all the college graduates who don't even know how many moons the earth has.

"The main objection that I have against a college graduate is that he objects to work, especially if it is dirty. He does not want a job with much work to it, and when he does get a position, he expects to
be appointed foreman at the end of the sixth week. Most of the men working for me have never gone to college. Those college graduate that I have usually show a lack of imagination. They scarcely have any suggestions to make in their daily routine which might lead to improvement in their various departments. "

And so, we are ruled by those Harvard constitutional lawyers who "scarcely have any suggestions to make their daily routine which might lead to improvement in their various departments."

Nobody Thinks...that's also the point: the daily routine of our leaders can't get much better, and that's why "we the people" need to think: Do I leave my child's education to the public school system?

Or is there a better way?

"There is always a way to do it better..find it."...Tom Edison.

Nobody Notes

As you watch the trailer to Red Trail: is it me? Or is every white person in the movie racist? Just saying.

Money gave me exactly what I wanted, power over others.---Oscar Wilde

Today it was released on CNN that Obama is leading in campaign donations. He has about $220
million to spend as compared to that snobby, rich, job-busting, mean capitalist-leading Republican Romney, who has only $56 million.

It helps when you don't have to pay for your own travel expenses.

While they say most of the donations are in small amounts, from all the millions who love
him...Nobody Wonders if those 'small' amounts are coming from some Saudi King laundered into a "democratic NGO" of some kind.

Really, if it's the poor minorities, who voted 95 percent for Obama in the last election where
they claim he gets the bulk of it, somehow it's hard to imagine 16 percent of the population donating even $50 dollars apiece. The math doesn't add up. Besides, most of his following are in the unemployed 45 percent. So, the man who claims to be with the poor man is actually getting more cash from the rich, like his friends in Hollywood and Wall Street (as it is being reported) than the Republicans. But, he doesn't want you to know that.

The man whon hates the rich Mitt Romney, actually has some rich friends that he adores. Two
of his favorite friends are George Lucas and Beyonce.

Beyonce not only sang at his inauguration ball, she is helping Michelle with her "move on" program. And to set a fine example for their "race," Beyonce and her husband Jay-Z just spent $1.5 million dollars spoiling their new little baby, Blue Ivy. She has a $15,000 Swarovski high chair, a $22,000 crib, a $600,000 solid gold rocking horse, and a mini Bugatti Car.  

Unfortunately, Hollywood didn't want to make it, because it would not make a profit...evidently the rest of the world is racist, not only America..or it's because it's jingoistic--- as Lucas admits. Yes America, Lucas, who is a liberal, has made you a war movie.

Lucas continued, “It’s a reasonably expensive movie. Normally black movies, say Tyler Perry movies or something, you know, they’re very low-budget, and, even they won’t release his movies. It goes to the lower, not major distributors. And they do well, but they do a certain amount of money, and they know what that is, and this costs more than those movies make. And they don’t believe
there’s any foreign market for it. That’s 60 percent of their profit.

He's mad because those Jews that control Hollywood wouldn't do a movie that would not make money.

Right. George Lucas, a man who made his billions off of that exact capitalistic concept; wants everyone else to be a socialist. Make the movie, even if it is a flop. We need to influence our black youth to join up, get a free education, and become Americans. Not a bad idea really. But, why should they? They can get a free education without joining the army.

Obama really is a master. He got Lucas to make a film to help him shore up his upcoming plans for a civilian army made up of the young black man, with his OWN money.

The "Jews" in Hollywood, that have always dropped their millions into democratic coffers are racists. That's basically what Lucas is saying. Well, then Mel Gibson can claim they hate Christians also, because they wouldn't fund HIS movie "Passion" either.

Coming from a man who took a character named Jar -Jar Binks and put him in his Star Wars episode to be the most perfect modern "Negros" stereotype ever invented in the modern world...a character who you not only had trouble understanding when he talked, but acted stupid and dumb...well, that's mighty white of him. I'm sure all the black children in the world understood Jar Jar perfectly. The rest of us had trouble.

What Lucas doesn't tell the black youth is that war makes cannon fodder out of everyone: the color
of your skin really doesn't matter. And uh...we have a black military general. And a BLACK commander in chief. They also will send the black boys to Iran and cannon fodder.

Nobody Wonders: Who ARE these people?

Nobody Reports:

There is so much that is not being reported on your mainstream news, I thought I'd flash this. Last night, on Coast to Coast, Dr. Doug Rokke, was telling George Noory the host, that over half of our
American soldiers from the first Gulf War, and Iraq Freedom, were suffering from the effects of being exposed to radiation from Depleted Uranium (DU)

He was the doctor/expert in charge during the Gulf war of cleaning this stuff up, and most all of his colleges that worked with him, died painful cancer death. He's still alive, but suffering badly. He
said that over 40,000 vets had Leukemia. He also was very upset that they are not being treated but ignored.

In other words: a big cover-up. Now, when watching the training film and the editing that was done over it, I'm not sure if it was a political ploy to damn conservatives, I'm also suspect placing  "blame" since it's very easy to blame ONE guy.

The editor blames Ronald Reagan for using DU's in the first place.

Nevertheless, let's say Ronald Reagan used them, and if this information is true, since statistics for the average citizen are hard to find, none of the Presidents since then, have stopped it. I don't think
DU's are used in he Navy because of the fact that the stuff would be on board the ships, so they DO know the side effects.

Only the people who have come back from the wars and their families can speak out about this, but I post it as just another example of our government not giving a damn about it's citizens.

Nobody Wonders if that's why George W. Bush gets all teary- eyed every time he visits the soldiers. Nobody Knows.

 I am posting the full summary from the Coast to Coast email here.

*****

On Tuesday's show, registered nurse and talk show host, Joyce Riley, discussed the epidemic of violent & murderous episodes involving Gulf War vets, who have typically not found adequate support from the government. Dr. Doug Rokke, a retired Major of the U.S. Army also joined the conversation. Rokke created a U.S. Army Depleted Uranium (DU) Training film, but the DoD failed to ever show his video because of the severity of consequences from DU. A multitude of weapons contribute to DU, including bunker buster bombs, cruise missiles, cluster bombs, and tank &
aircraft rounds, he stated. Symptoms from exposure include skin rashes, chronic fatigue, mood swings, memory loss, immune dysfunction, abdominal pain, and blurred vision, he detailed, adding that war zones have become thoroughly contaminated.

In addition to DU, battle fatigue, exposure to experimental vaccines, and toxic environments all contribute to an alarming level of PTSD (post-traumatic stress disorder) and physical/psychological illnesses suffered by vets, Riley reported. The VA fields an astonishing 450 suicide calls a day, and out of600,000 troops who served in Desert Storm, over 300,000 have serious medical problems, she cited. Regarding such cases, "these are people who had something happen to their brains, their bodies; they come back and then they are kicked to the side of the curb, and told 'gee, we don't see anything wrong with you, and then they're out of the military," she lamented.

In addition to high suicide rates, vets with PTSD have killed family members, and afterward report that they were in a fog, and have no memory of committing murders, Riley noted. The VA often gives PTSD sufferers antipsychotic or SSRI drugs, which she believes ends up accelerating their levels of aggression and problematic behaviors (this page documents some of the cases). Further, according to Senate Report 103-97, "during the past 50 years, hundreds of thousands of
our military have been experimented upon without their knowledge or consent," Riley pointed out.

The radio show is on late at night, and even though some of the guests and subjects are completely bonkers: like the existence of Vampires for instance, Noorey has been in the front lines for what
you DON"T hear in the mainstream media.